What a Dilemma

Dorrie wrote:

Claire is ok by the way, big romance hit the skids, so she has moved on.

Might be a blessing in disguise.....xxxx

Can someone else do a Dilemma please, I am running out of ideas.

OK....Local Councilor ,who is able bodied parks in a disabled blue-badge bay..Do you....

1..Confront him in a loud voice making him grovel....

2...Take a picture on your phone and get in touch with local press...

3..Take photo and report it to police insisting action is taken...

tonypark wrote:

OK....Local Councilor ,who is able bodied parks in a disabled blue-badge bay..Do you....

1..Confront him in a loud voice making him grovel....

2...Take a picture on your phone and get in touch with local press...

3..Take photo and report it to police insisting action is taken...

I would give him a smack first, then No2.

Forgot I have'nt got a mobile, so would have to borrow yours:lol:<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/03/28 14:17

Your sitting in a Restnt. and the couple on the next table get....very sexy with each other...to the point of being Risky...Do you...

1..Turn your chair and watch.....

2..Cough loudly and say excuse me....

3...Report your jealouse rage to management...

4..Ask them to pass the sugar xxxx

tonypark wrote:

Your sitting in a Restnt. and the couple on the next table get....very sexy with each other...to the point of being Risky...Do you...

1..Turn your chair and watch.....

2..Cough loudly and say excuse me....

3...Report your jealouse rage to management...

4..Ask them to pass the sugar xxxx

No 4 then collapse in helpless laughter:lol: :lol: :whistle:

Your 20+ son had someone staying the night(unbeknown to you) she arrives at the table for breakfast scantily dressed.Do you.
1Smile and say pleased to meet you
2 Ask him\&quot; Who the hell is this\&quot;
3 Choke on your cornflakes(turning puce)
4 Inform her \&quot;We usually dress for breakfast\&quot;
5 Act as if this happens on a regular basis.:huh:

Dorrie wrote:

Your 20+ son had someone staying the night(unbeknown to you) she arrives at the table for breakfast scantily dressed.Do you.
1Smile and say pleased to meet you
2 Ask him\&quot; Who the hell is this\&quot;
3 Choke on your cornflakes(turning puce)
4 Inform her \&quot;We usually dress for breakfast\&quot;
5 Act as if this happens on a regular basis.:huh:

Number 1.....Then take him aside at a convenient time and point out the error of his ways...Draw his attention to the meaning of the word..Consideration xxxx

Its a quiet Sunday and there is a knock at the front door.You answer and there stands a 30plus year old male who tells you he is your son....from a one night stand in Blackpool.Do you.......

1...Say you have never been to Blackpool....

2...Ask him what his mothers name was....

3...Tell him that you used to be Negro and had same ops as Michael Jackson...

4...Ask him to come in and meet his 9 brothers

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Your 20+ son had someone staying the night(unbeknown to you) she arrives at the table for breakfast scantily dressed.Do you.
1Smile and say pleased to meet you
2 Ask him\&quot; Who the hell is this\&quot;
3 Choke on your cornflakes(turning puce)
4 Inform her \&quot;We usually dress for breakfast\&quot;
5 Act as if this happens on a regular basis.:huh:

Number 1.....Then take him aside at a convenient time and point out the error of his ways...Draw his attention to the meaning of the word..Consideration xxxx

Would that be the same advice if it was your daughter and not your son???:huh:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Your 20+ son had someone staying the night(unbeknown to you) she arrives at the table for breakfast scantily dressed.Do you.
1Smile and say pleased to meet you
2 Ask him\&quot; Who the hell is this\&quot;
3 Choke on your cornflakes(turning puce)
4 Inform her \&quot;We usually dress for breakfast\&quot;
5 Act as if this happens on a regular basis.:huh:

Number 1.....Then take him aside at a convenient time and point out the error of his ways...Draw his attention to the meaning of the word..Consideration xxxx

Would that be the same advice if it was your daughter and not your son???:huh:

Yes..Consideration applies to both exes equaly xxxx

i would probably do all of them


1 choke on cronflakes
2 act as if happens on a reg. basis
3 ask him who hell is this
4 smile and say pleased to meet you
5 inform her normally dress for breakfast

:lol: :silly: :lol: