What a Dilemma

suzan wrote:

i would probably do all of them


1 choke on cronflakes
2 act as if happens on a reg. basis
3 ask him who hell is this
4 smile and say pleased to meet you
5 inform her normally dress for breakfast

:lol: :silly: :lol:

Best way Suz cover all corners:lol:

What about The Blackpool problem....two back xxxx

tonypark wrote:

Its a quiet Sunday and there is a knock at the front door.You answer and there stands a 30plus year old male who tells you he is your son....from a one night stand in Blackpool.Do you.......

1...Say you have never been to Blackpool....

2...Ask him what his mothers name was....

3...Tell him that you used to be Negro and had same ops as Michael Jackson...

4...Ask him to come in and meet his 9 brothers

I would answer after I had been resusitated,
No 2 followed by No4 ( My lor he had been busy):lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Its a quiet Sunday and there is a knock at the front door.You answer and there stands a 30plus year old male who tells you he is your son....from a one night stand in Blackpool.Do you.......

1...Say you have never been to Blackpool....

2...Ask him what his mothers name was....

3...Tell him that you used to be Negro and had same ops as Michael Jackson...

4...Ask him to come in and meet his 9 brothers

I would answer after I had been resusitated,
No 2 followed by No4 ( My lor he had been busy):lol:

I was 9 when I visited Blackpool xxxx :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Its a quiet Sunday and there is a knock at the front door.You answer and there stands a 30plus year old male who tells you he is your son....from a one night stand in Blackpool.Do you.......

1...Say you have never been to Blackpool....

2...Ask him what his mothers name was....

3...Tell him that you used to be Negro and had same ops as Michael Jackson...

4...Ask him to come in and meet his 9 brothers

I would answer after I had been resusitated,
No 2 followed by No4 ( My lor he had been busy):lol:

I was 9 when I visited Blackpool xxxx :ohmy:

You must have matured very young, and prefered the older woman:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Its a quiet Sunday and there is a knock at the front door.You answer and there stands a 30plus year old male who tells you he is your son....from a one night stand in Blackpool.Do you.......

1...Say you have never been to Blackpool....

2...Ask him what his mothers name was....

3...Tell him that you used to be Negro and had same ops as Michael Jackson...

4...Ask him to come in and meet his 9 brothers

I would answer after I had been resusitated,
No 2 followed by No4 ( My lor he had been busy):lol:

I was 9 when I visited Blackpool xxxx :ohmy:

You must have matured very young, and prefered the older woman:lol:

Not at 9 I didnt xxxx :whistle:

A young person has got a crush on you(by young I mean you are old enough to be the parent):ohmy: How do you handle this, do you
1 Use the old chestnut\"if only I were 20yrs younger\"
2 Tell them they are far to young for you
3 Say behave or I will have to tell your Mum/Dad
4 Be really nice and say\"I am really flattered but I am spoken for\"
5 Get your son/daughter to chat them up, hoping they will chase them instead.:huh:

Dorrie wrote:

A young person has got a crush on you(by young I mean you are old enough to be the parent):ohmy: How do you handle this, do you
1 Use the old chestnut\"if only I were 20yrs younger\"
2 Tell them they are far to young for you
3 Say behave or I will have to tell your Mum/Dad
4 Be really nice and say\"I am really flattered but I am spoken for\"
5 Get your son/daughter to chat them up, hoping they will chase them instead.:huh:

Number 4 and strip naked xxxx :laugh: :whistle: :side:

just ignore it as only a passing thing
dont say anythink to them it will lead to them being embaresed..

Here is an Internet Dilemma.Someone on a site that you use is pretending to be several different people.Do you
1 Front them in forum
2 Ignore them they are not important
3 Send a PM letting them know your views
4 Ignore anything they post as they dont exsist.???

Dorrie wrote:

Here is an Internet Dilemma.Someone on a site that you use is pretending to be several different people.Do you
1 Front them in forum
2 Ignore them they are not important
3 Send a PM letting them know your views
4 Ignore anything they post as they dont exsist.???

Very good question as its happened on here...answer for me is 2 and 4 xxxx :evil: :evil:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Here is an Internet Dilemma.Someone on a site that you use is pretending to be several different people.Do you
1 Front them in forum
2 Ignore them they are not important
3 Send a PM letting them know your views
4 Ignore anything they post as they dont exsist.???

Very good question as its happened on here...answer for me is 2 and 4 xxxx :evil: :evil:

Yeah I agree:)