What a Dilemma

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You are driving your car down a lonely road ,when you notice a Lady hitch-hiking.After offering her a lift she tells you she is a Witch. Do you.....

1....Turn into a Lay-By

2... Ask to see her magic wand..

3... Tell her your a Wizard and have your own wand...

4... Laugh and ask her what show her skills...

5... Imagine you hadnt heard her and go on driving without talking about it .....


xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

Knowing you it would be No 1, that's if you could find a Lay-By:blink: :whistle:

I do have my Tom-Tom..but failing that I know a nice place for cream teas ( without calories ) xxxx :lol:

I have told you before, the tom tom is very outdated for sending messages, it went out with the smoke signals:S :whistle:

Your getting confused with your Native Americans xxxx :whistle:

I dont think I know any Native Americans are they civilized :blink:

Dorrie wrote:

I dont think I know any Native Americans are they civilized :blink:

Compared to what ???

A new neighbour moves in and it turns out to be a right sod who bullied you at school.He/she is now looking very nervous about life and has stress attacks.He doesnt recognise you...Do you.....

1...Walk up and knock on his door and welcome him to the area...

2..Walk up and knock and tell him he is about to discover the hell he put you through...

3... Make a direct Play for his wife just to cause anguish :evil:

4...Total Blank Him and never accept he exists xxxxx :lol: :ohmy:

No1 but make sure he knows who you are,dont think No 3 is a good idea, you should rise above that type of thing.

Dorrie wrote:

No1 but make sure he knows who you are,dont think No 3 is a good idea, you should rise above that type of thing.

Im only the messenger xxxx :lol:

You find that the Partner you adore,who is fantastic at everything else..cant cook to the extent that everything gets over-done...like in Butterflies...Do you...

1..Swallow everything and say very nice...

2...Get shot of it when her back is turned...

3..Explain that your on a diet...

$..Be honest and hope she doesnt get offended


:ohmy: :woohoo: :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

You find that the Partner you adore,who is fantastic at everything else..cant cook to the extent that everything gets over-done...like in Butterflies...Do you...

1..Swallow everything and say very nice...

2...Get shot of it when her back is turned...

3..Explain that your on a diet...

$..Be honest and hope she doesnt get offended


:ohmy: :woohoo: :whistle:[/quote
no 1 then either take them out for a meal as often as you can or offer to cook in thier place to give them a rest xx

tonypark wrote:

You find that the Partner you adore,who is fantastic at everything else..cant cook to the extent that everything gets over-done...like in Butterflies...Do you...

1..Swallow everything and say very nice...

2...Get shot of it when her back is turned...

3..Explain that your on a diet...

$..Be honest and hope she doesnt get offended


:ohmy: :woohoo: :whistle:

5 Make love dont eat:whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You find that the Partner you adore,who is fantastic at everything else..cant cook to the extent that everything gets over-done...like in Butterflies...Do you...

1..Swallow everything and say very nice...

2...Get shot of it when her back is turned...

3..Explain that your on a diet...

$..Be honest and hope she doesnt get offended


:ohmy: :woohoo: :whistle:

5 Make love dont eat:whistle:

I can see where your coming from xxxx :whistle: :silly:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You find that the Partner you adore,who is fantastic at everything else..cant cook to the extent that everything gets over-done...like in Butterflies...Do you...

1..Swallow everything and say very nice...

2...Get shot of it when her back is turned...

3..Explain that your on a diet...

$..Be honest and hope she doesnt get offended


:ohmy: :woohoo: :whistle:

5 Make love dont eat:whistle:

I can see where your coming from xxxx :whistle: :silly:

Thought you might:whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You find that the Partner you adore,who is fantastic at everything else..cant cook to the extent that everything gets over-done...like in Butterflies...Do you...

1..Swallow everything and say very nice...

2...Get shot of it when her back is turned...

3..Explain that your on a diet...

$..Be honest and hope she doesnt get offended


:ohmy: :woohoo: :whistle:

5 Make love dont eat:whistle:

I can see where your coming from xxxx :whistle: :silly:

Thought you might:whistle:

Whats your cooking like xxxx :lol: