What a Dilemma

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You find that the Partner you adore,who is fantastic at everything else..cant cook to the extent that everything gets over-done...like in Butterflies...Do you...

1..Swallow everything and say very nice...

2...Get shot of it when her back is turned...

3..Explain that your on a diet...

$..Be honest and hope she doesnt get offended


:ohmy: :woohoo: :whistle:

5 Make love dont eat:whistle:

I can see where your coming from xxxx :whistle: :silly:

Thought you might:whistle:

Whats your cooking like xxxx :lol:

I dont do cooking, it would be a health hazard:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You find that the Partner you adore,who is fantastic at everything else..cant cook to the extent that everything gets over-done...like in Butterflies...Do you...

1..Swallow everything and say very nice...

2...Get shot of it when her back is turned...

3..Explain that your on a diet...

$..Be honest and hope she doesnt get offended


:ohmy: :woohoo: :whistle:

5 Make love dont eat:whistle:

I can see where your coming from xxxx :whistle: :silly:

Thought you might:whistle:

Whats your cooking like xxxx :lol:

I dont do cooking, it would be a health hazard:lol:

Just as well that I cook then...plus live close to take-aways and restnts xxxx :whistle:

You meet an Ex boy/girlfriend, they have piled on the pounds, and really look their age.Do you.
1 Give them the number of your Plastic Surgeon
2 Say \"You have'nt changed a bit\"
3 Tell them you still fancy them like crazy
4 Invite them home for a meal
5 Say \"Lovely seeing you again\" and depart quickly:whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

You meet an Ex boy/girlfriend, they have piled on the pounds, and really look their age.Do you.
1 Give them the number of your Plastic Surgeon
2 Say \"You have'nt changed a bit\"
3 Tell them you still fancy them like crazy
4 Invite them home for a meal
5 Say \"Lovely seeing you again\" and depart quickly:whistle:

Depends how much .....if 2 is close then it could include 3 xxxx

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You meet an Ex boy/girlfriend, they have piled on the pounds, and really look their age.Do you.
1 Give them the number of your Plastic Surgeon
2 Say \"You have'nt changed a bit\"
3 Tell them you still fancy them like crazy
4 Invite them home for a meal
5 Say \"Lovely seeing you again\" and depart quickly:whistle:

Depends how much .....if 2 is close then it could include 3 xxxx

they probly think the same about the other person lol
I would go for a drink in cafe or pub with them if they have not changed there personalty and could still make me laugh

ducky wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You meet an Ex boy/girlfriend, they have piled on the pounds, and really look their age.Do you.
1 Give them the number of your Plastic Surgeon
2 Say \"You have'nt changed a bit\"
3 Tell them you still fancy them like crazy
4 Invite them home for a meal
5 Say \"Lovely seeing you again\" and depart quickly:whistle:

Depends how much .....if 2 is close then it could include 3 xxxx

they probly think the same about the other person lol
I would go for a drink in cafe or pub with them if they have not changed there personalty and could still make me laugh

Wise words Ducky xxxx :lol:

Here is a good one.How do you feel when you are in love.Now that is a Dilemma. Do you
1 Go right off food
2 Cant sleep at nights
3 Walk around with a dreamy expression
4 Get on everyone's nerves by talking about it
5 Deny it and pretend you hate the opposite sex
6 Forget what you are doing on a regular basis:)

Number 2 and cancel my subscription to Fly Fishing xxxx

if it is not a partner act as normal as possible :laugh:

ducky wrote:

if it is not a partner act as normal as possible :laugh:

That would be No 6 for me then Dux:lol: :blink: :whistle:

Transpires that the neighbour,living close by has been watching you ( often during intimate moments in bathroom) through a telescope...Do You.....

1...Burn him out of house and home...

2..Report him to the police...

3..Pretend that you are unaware and take a young lover home for full on sex....

4...Tell his wife...

5...Threaten him ....

xxxx :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Transpires that the neighbour,living close by has been watching you ( often during intimate moments in bathroom) through a telescope...Do You.....

1...Burn him out of house and home...

2..Report him to the police...

3..Pretend that you are unaware and take a young lover home for full on sex....

4...Tell his wife...

5...Threaten him ....

xxxx :ohmy:

Go round there wearing nothing under a fun fur coat, give him a quick flash, and threaten to castrate him,without anaesthetic:huh: