What a Dilemma

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Your new neighbour likes to sunbathe in the nude, as the fence is quite high this should not be a problem, however she keeps chatting to your partner over the fence whilst she is unclothed.
Do you
1 Tell him he is not to stand talking to her
2 Ask her to cover up as you find it annoying
3 Lock your man in the shed whilst she is sun worshipping.
4 Ask if you can join her, that should put him off
5 Tell him you will sever all relations with him, if you catch him at it again.
6 Go on a girlie night out with male strippers, and discuss their assets with him at great length, just to wind him up. :whistle:

7..Leave things to nature and boredom

xxxx :whistle:

You mean you males get bored with the naked female form, well I'd have never believed it:blink: :whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Your new neighbour likes to sunbathe in the nude, as the fence is quite high this should not be a problem, however she keeps chatting to your partner over the fence whilst she is unclothed.
Do you
1 Tell him he is not to stand talking to her
2 Ask her to cover up as you find it annoying
3 Lock your man in the shed whilst she is sun worshipping.
4 Ask if you can join her, that should put him off
5 Tell him you will sever all relations with him, if you catch him at it again.
6 Go on a girlie night out with male strippers, and discuss their assets with him at great length, just to wind him up. :whistle:

7..Leave things to nature and boredom

xxxx :whistle:

You mean you males get bored with the naked female form, well I'd have never believed it:blink: :whistle:

If theres no response...accept fete xxxx :whistle: :side:

Your doing your shopping in Supermarket,when you notice one of your neighbours hiding items ( obviously going to steal them)....Do you....

1..Advise him or her to put them back..

2..Ignore what youve seen...

3...Shop him or her

4... Ask for a cut .....

5.. Suggest he or she be avoided to your friends ...


xxxx :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Your doing your shopping in Supermarket,when you notice one of your neighbours hiding items ( obviously going to steal them)....Do you....

1..Advise him or her to put them back..

2..Ignore what youve seen...

3...Shop him or her

4... Ask for a cut .....

5.. Suggest he or she be avoided to your friends ...


xxxx :ohmy:

No 2 Ignore what you've seen, but tell her/him you saw what was going on, so others might have too, if having problems offer a helping hand, loan etc.<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/05/25 14:45

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle: