What a Dilemma

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Might be..whos offering ??? xxxx :blink:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Might be..whos offering ??? xxxx :blink:

One day I shall have the last word(maybe):lol:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Might be..whos offering ??? xxxx :blink:

One day I shall have the last word(maybe):lol:

Mmmmmm it must be worth a kiss xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

You get home early to find your husband in bed with a male clown.Do you.....

1...Ask if hes being funny....

2...Throw a bucket of water over them...but filled with paper shreds....

3..Slap them in the face with a custard pie....

4..Strip off and ask them to get out their Slap-sticks .....

xxxx :laugh: :laugh:

No 5 Go and find myself a toy boy and leave them to it:lol: :whistle:

What sort of Age are we talking about ???

Well Fifties a bit younger than me, best not go too mad.:whistle:

Ohhh a Toy Man then xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Yes with Jelly Babies.:lol:

Your so demanding and hard to please...Whats it worth ??? xxxx:lol:

Oh I am an uptown girl, nothing cheap for me:whistle:

I realised that the first time you dunked your Scone in your Tea xxxx :whistle: :blink: :laugh:

You looking for a slap mister:P

Might be..whos offering ??? xxxx :blink:

One day I shall have the last word(maybe):lol:

Mmmmmm it must be worth a kiss xxxx :whistle: :lol: :blink:

Oh ok then here are 2 :kiss: :kiss:

Your partner has bought you underwear that you dont like
Do you
1 Wear it anyway cos you love them
2 Hide it away hoping they will forget about it
3 Ask for the receipt so you can change it
4 Say you prefer to go Commando, when you are with them
5 Say there was a break in and somebody stole it.:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

Your partner has bought you underwear that you dont like
Do you
1 Wear it anyway cos you love them
2 Hide it away hoping they will forget about it
3 Ask for the receipt so you can change it
4 Say you prefer to go Commando, when you are with them
5 Say there was a break in and somebody stole it.:lol:

tell them you will keep them as a token of there love for you, and put them away in your treasure box ..that way you dont upset them and you dont have to wear them :laugh:

Dorrie wrote:

Your partner has bought you underwear that you dont like
Do you
1 Wear it anyway cos you love them
2 Hide it away hoping they will forget about it
3 Ask for the receipt so you can change it
4 Say you prefer to go Commando, when you are with them
5 Say there was a break in and somebody stole it.:lol:

6...Sell them on ebay xxxx :lol:

There is a flasher terrifying all the ladies in the area.You decide to set a trap for him.
Do you
1 Make sure you never close your curtains when undressing, hoping to lure him in
2 Prowl the neighbourhood carrying a baseball bat
3 Set up camera's at the best vantage points
4 Buy a large dog with sharp teeth:whistle:
5 Marry a large burly policeman:)

Dorrie wrote:

There is a flasher terrifying all the ladies in the area.You decide to set a trap for him.
Do you
1 Make sure you never close your curtains when undressing, hoping to lure him in
2 Prowl the neighbourhood carrying a baseball bat
3 Set up camera's at the best vantage points
4 Buy a large dog with sharp teeth:whistle:
5 Marry a large burly policeman:)

Number 1...whats your address ??? xxxx :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

There is a flasher terrifying all the ladies in the area.You decide to set a trap for him.
Do you
1 Make sure you never close your curtains when undressing, hoping to lure him in
2 Prowl the neighbourhood carrying a baseball bat
3 Set up camera's at the best vantage points
4 Buy a large dog with sharp teeth:whistle:
5 Marry a large burly policeman:)

Number 1...whats your address ??? xxxx :whistle:

You have it in your Tom Tom:kiss: