What a Dilemma

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

You are in duplicate sweetie:P :whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

You are in duplicate sweetie:P :whistle:

Seems Im twice as good xxxx :whistle: :lol:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

You are in duplicate sweetie:P :whistle:

Seems Im twice as good xxxx :whistle: :lol:

Fishing againB)

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

You are in duplicate sweetie:P :whistle:

Seems Im twice as good xxxx :whistle: :lol:

Fishing againB)

No..just responding xxxx :whistle: :woohoo:

You are invited to a book launch, but you havent had time to read the book
Do you
1 Say you are ill and cannot attend
2 Go but keep on the move so nobody will ask your opinion on the story line
3 Listen to everyone and nod in the appropriate places
4 Own up and promise to read it soon
5 Say you have brought your copy to be autographed.:blink:

Dorrie wrote:

You are invited to a book launch, but you havent had time to read the book
Do you
1 Say you are ill and cannot attend
2 Go but keep on the move so nobody will ask your opinion on the story line
3 Listen to everyone and nod in the appropriate places
4 Own up and promise to read it soon
5 Say you have brought your copy to be autographed.:blink:

£ and 5 plus say it was of interest xxxx

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You are invited to a book launch, but you havent had time to read the book
Do you
1 Say you are ill and cannot attend
2 Go but keep on the move so nobody will ask your opinion on the story line
3 Listen to everyone and nod in the appropriate places
4 Own up and promise to read it soon
5 Say you have brought your copy to be autographed.:blink:

3and 5 plus say it was of interest xxxx

If it had Glue in the title..say you couldnt put it down xxxx :lol:

You take a lady friend to a quiet Hotel for a day of passion, you see your wife's car is parked there too.
Do you
1 Reverse your car and leave double quick
2 Carry on and ignore it
3 Spend the whole day wondering what the hell she is doing there.
4 Go straight home and wait to have it out with her, but how will you explain your presence there
5 Think what is good for the Goose ,is good for the Gander.:lol:

Dorrie wrote:

You take a lady friend to a quiet Hotel for a day of passion, you see your wife's car is parked there too.
Do you
1 Reverse your car and leave double quick
2 Carry on and ignore it
3 Spend the whole day wondering what the hell she is doing there.
4 Go straight home and wait to have it out with her, but how will you explain your presence there
5 Think what is good for the Goose ,is good for the Gander.:lol:

2 and 5 plus 6 ( wear a mostache )xxxx :laugh:

You are eating out with a friend at a posh restaurant,when you get the bill you find you haven't got your wallet. Do you

1 Ask your friend to pay
2 Do a runner
3 Offer to wash up
4 Phone home asking someone to bring your wallet
5 Slide to the floor in a dead faint.:ohmy: