What a Dilemma

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

You are in duplicate sweetie:P :whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

You are in duplicate sweetie:P :whistle:

Seems Im twice as good xxxx :whistle: :lol:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

You have a new neighbour, he is in his fifties, has his hair longish and sports an earring, he is always half over the fence when you are in the garden, calls you Babe and thinks he's David Essex. Do you
1 Move house
2 Just ignore the prat
3 Tell him you have taken a vow of silence
4 Tell him your guy is very jealous, and a Black Belt
5 Castrate him without Anesthetic:evil: :whistle:

no. 4 and tell him you only like real men xxxx :whistle:

You are in duplicate sweetie:P :whistle:

Seems Im twice as good xxxx :whistle: :lol:

Fishing againB)