Funny English Mistakes

tonypark wrote:

They were There with Their Phone which was Prone to Drone. If only Pete was Neat with Sweet Feet... xxxx :blink:

Odorono used to cure all such pongs.

Gandra wrote:

tonypark wrote:

They were There with Their Phone which was Prone to Drone. If only Pete was Neat with Sweet Feet... xxxx :blink:

Odorono used to cure all such pongs.

I give thanks that its not a problem I have xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

As your feet can't be my feet, how would I know what your feet are like?

Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.

If they sing without music it is called Acapulco.

Please raise your glasses in a toast...To the Queer old Dean xxxx

Washing instructions for an article of clothing manufactured in India.

Impregnation after wash is recommended.

Doctor's notes:

\"She is quite hard of hearing. In fact she can't hear at all in her left eye\"

As heard on radio ( BBC 2)...The queen will always be loved by her subjects ......

Firstly Im not a bloody subject to any useless nob-head and ..No she wont...at least 33pcent of population is republican and growing .....

xxxx

Not funny I know..but it got up my nose ...and its a mistake xxxx :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

As heard on radio ( BBC 2)...The queen will always be loved by her subjects ......

Firstly Im not a bloody subject to any useless nob-head and ..No she wont...at least 33pcent of population is republican and growing .....

xxxx

Not funny I know..but it got up my nose ...and its a mistake xxxx :whistle:

If we had an emoticon for clapping hands, I would be doing it.

Although if I were clapping my hands, how could I type at the same time? :S

Gandra wrote:

tonypark wrote:

As heard on radio ( BBC 2)...The queen will always be loved by her subjects ......

Firstly Im not a bloody subject to any useless nob-head and ..No she wont...at least 33pcent of population is republican and growing .....

xxxx

Not funny I know..but it got up my nose ...and its a mistake xxxx :whistle:

If we had an emoticon for clapping hands, I would be doing it.

Although if I were clapping my hands, how could I type at the same time? :S

Cromwell is my hero xxxx

Darling, I didn't realise you were that old - your picture shows such a beautiful young man.

[goes and hides before Tony starts throwing things at me]

Gandra wrote:

Darling, I didn't realise you were that old - your picture shows such a beautiful young man.

[goes and hides before Tony starts throwing things at me]

Always enjoyed history as a subject at school and from this found myself becoming a Republican.....False Idols and all that stuff.....Anyway,was in a minority...but that minority is getting bigger as we see the type of scum we pay to keep alive....No example of decent human beings let alone Gods chosen...
In fact Winston Churchill wanted the dear old Duke of Windsor executed for treason for his love of bloody Hitler.....It beggers belief xxxx :blink: :ohmy: