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16 years 10 months ago #28326 by tonypark

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Would you Adam and Eve it ????

Have you got a Dog and Bone ????

Are you Mutt and Jeff ????

I like your Barnet ....

You cant beat Roast Duck ....

Im off up the Apples.....

How are your Hampsteads?????

Answers on a postcard xxxx :whistle: :laugh:

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16 years 10 months ago #28331 by tonypark

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The Major had the hair removed from his underlings.......

The Major shaved his privates xxxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

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16 years 10 months ago #28332 by Gandra

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A virtuoso is a musician with very high morals :whistle:

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16 years 10 months ago #28358 by tonypark

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Going Solo is being single-minded....xxxx

Self-abuse is something completely differant xxxx :ohmy:

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16 years 10 months ago #28360 by Gandra

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Prevent injuries to babies.

Microwave safely :S

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16 years 10 months ago #28374 by tonypark

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She offered her honour...
He honoured her offer...
And all night long...
It was honour and offer xxxx :laugh: :woohoo:

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16 years 10 months ago #28379 by Gandra

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There is no televised weather report today due to loss of transmission.

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16 years 10 months ago #28382 by tonypark

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At that he gripped her....and pulled her on like a well-worn sea boot xxxx :ohmy:

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16 years 10 months ago #28404 by Gandra

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A first class educashun was the making of me

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16 years 10 months ago #28406 by tonypark

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I used to be fick,but I aint fick no more xxxx :lol: :whistle:

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16 years 10 months ago #28424 by Gandra

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Overheard at a farm:

First small boy

\"Look at all the penises on the cows\"

Second small boy

\"Those aren't penises. Those are gutters\" :laugh:

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16 years 10 months ago #28426 by tonypark

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How should you display an Upside-Down-Cake ???? :ohmy: :laugh:

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