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16 years 9 months ago #28855 by Gandra

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My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.

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16 years 9 months ago #28860 by tonypark

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When a swan has a youngster its called a pencil xxxx

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16 years 9 months ago #28869 by Gandra

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I want my face to have the buttocks treatment.

The what?

The buttocks treatment. It makes your wrinkles go away. It’s very famous in Hollywood.

Oh. It’s pronounced “bo tox”.

That’s it. The buttocks treatment. Maybe you need it too a little.

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16 years 9 months ago #28874 by tonypark

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Helen..the face that launches a thousand shi.s xxxx

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16 years 9 months ago #28876 by Gandra

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My father met us at the airport and gave me a big hog.

Then he hogged my wife.

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16 years 9 months ago #28877 by tonypark

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She asked me to slide it in..so I complicated her xxxx :ohmy:

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16 years 9 months ago #28878 by Gandra

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Me and my brother share a small womb in the basement.

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16 years 9 months ago #28881 by tonypark

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He put the C in rap xxxx :ohmy:

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16 years 9 months ago #28887 by Gandra

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We live on the sex floor. Our apartment is small but we have a nice view.

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16 years 9 months ago #28888 by tonypark

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Sex...Oh thats what posh people have their coal delivered in....I will have Six Sex of coal my man xxxx :laugh:

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16 years 9 months ago #28893 by Gandra

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Man to best mate:

I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

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16 years 9 months ago #28896 by tonypark

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Boy takes his girlfriend back to his flat and they get aroused.....On the sofa she turned to him and said she liked masses of floorplay xxxx :ohmy:

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