Funny English Mistakes

My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.

When a swan has a youngster its called a pencil xxxx

I want my face to have the buttocks treatment.

The what?

The buttocks treatment. It makes your wrinkles go away. It’s very famous in Hollywood.

Oh. It’s pronounced “bo tox”.

That’s it. The buttocks treatment. Maybe you need it too a little.

Helen..the face that launches a thousand shi.s xxxx

My father met us at the airport and gave me a big hog.

Then he hogged my wife.

She asked me to slide it in..so I complicated her xxxx :ohmy: