Let's write a story

These doormen were not for placid comments..They were rough,tough and their shaven heads gave them the look of Mean Buggers ......Thing is one of them was called Sharon xxxx

Stand aside my man,my good lady and I wish to partake of some sustenance we have invites for the captains table.(Roger was really good with words):whistle:

So is that the Captains table...number 34 with the fish fingers and onion rings on the plates...I like a man with class ......Malt Vinegar my man ....

um dont be so sour ..said roger..or i will tell captian birdeyes:blush:

Tell who you like..said Daisy Chain (that well known necklace maker)..Im going to have the pork pie and pickled onions and hang the expense...Im a lasy of high standards..and if you ply me with decent wine I could be flat on my back.....

gargling the pickled onions and juggling the pork pies