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Step forward..Captn Horatio Noseblower..the entrepid explorer,safe-cracker and boldly goes where no woman wants him to go.I shall determine the goings on here.Pass me my Kodak 45367 lens ,so I might examine these 7 toed foortprint.
Seven toed..doesnt that give you a clue..came a voice from the wagon by the railway line....

Oh my God the 7 toed creature has risen again,there can be no hope for those two unfortunates they will have been eaten.We must start to search for the devil, phasers in hand they marched bravely forward into the unknown.:blink: :ohmy: :whistle:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/06/16 16:22

Pass the knuckle churning Zobdobblers and give me factor 56 ..these buggish-eyed waps will need full throbbing spondulicks to smash them...OK.....

It's life Tony but not as we know it, clingons on the starboard bow and all that.:woohoo: :whistle: :silly: :huh: :blink:

Little Squaw Hummingbird woke to find herself in the dark lair of the 7 toes alien.... What was she going to do.. Would big chief beer belly ever find her ? Would she have to practise her womanly charms on the creature to gain her freedom ?

There was a fair chance that womanly charms would be needed...and in abundance...for these alians had three todgerbangers....one for function....one for pleasure..and one for secret pleasure xxx