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Door opened, stood behind it was Scouse,he was an old friend so all the members were pleased to see him.I hear you have been having a few problems said Scouse,you are right there said Scotty,glad to have you on board said Karl,who had got his favourite spot by the fire can of Stella in hand,young lady on lap....... :woohoo: :whistle:

Scouse entered the dimmly lit room the scent of the stella led him straight to the fridge after grasping a bottle in each hand he thought \" these three will do for starters \" his nickin hand was usually kept well concealed under his coat but it was the last three stellas in the fridge he just had to have the last one. Take a seat scotty said scouse thought for a moment but decided it was too bulky to hide under his coat......

There will be hell to pay ,whispered ducky to suzan, when bjm gets back and finds scouse has had the last of the stella from the fridge,bjm had left the lady m to finish the shopping and escorted posh back to the rest of the gang.Had kept a low profile for the last couple of days and was just absorbing all that was going on,right he said when they were all assembled,my little grey cells have been working all night and i have found out that we have an imposter in our group,I dont think i am going to like this, said Bobby.

Right said Bobby who is the double agent.Just then Lady Mag stumbled through the door weighed down with Sainsbury's carrier bags.Just sit there you lot dont offer to help will you.Is there any cans in there said Karl the fridge is empty,never mind the cans I'm starving said Scotty whats for supper,Spag Bol said Lady Mag but let me get in the door first will you.Is anybody listening to me there is a traitor in the camp said Bobby,oh said Scotty can I have his helping of Spag Bol,(we dont feed traitors).Oh do shut up you lot said Ducky,this is really......:ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

Double Argent??? Who you calling a Double Argent??? said a stranger in the doorway...
In the name of Pope Greg of Peckham...who are you stranger and and I also have some unfinished questions..
Fire away.....said El Gringo Bandero...the stranger than stranger in the doorway...
OK said Scotty.......How tall is The Little Chef ???
If you strangle a Smurf..what colour does he go ????
If I plan to fail...and fail...Am I a success???

Ahh you stupid person,Im here to help EXPOSE .....

Now just a minute matey said Ducky,you cant just bust in here shouting the odds,by the way where is my flaming cup of tea I am parched, just coming up said Suzan,when she saw who was in the dooway she turned a lighter shade of pale........:ohmy: :blink: :blink: