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A horn sounded outside the fog had finally lifted everyone was eagerly packing except for Scotty who was too busy throwing up in the loo and bobby who was nagging in his ear \" i told you so \" \"i told you so \" between picking the strands of spaghetti from his nose the charrabang was waiting outside to transport them to thier new destination ......anywhere said Tony as long as there are NO SHEEP.......

cause i have not brought my wellies,be quite Tony said bobby and give bjm a chance to work out our route,ive got a sat nav said the lady m,no good for a vahicle this size said Ducky might hit a low bridge or end up down a lane, O i like going down lanes said Suzan,Scotty looked a bit better and was trying to get Karl compismentis,suddenly bjm swung the wheel to the right,what the ---- was that shouted scouse-<br><br>Post edited by: bjm49, at: 2008/08/14 10:54

ohhh my lord,said bobby, wow your driveing is brill BJM how you missed that i will never know!! Bobby brushed down her clothing,and hoped that no one has seen her undies,as she sat back on the seat! ducky gave her a side look and said and your meant to look after us.and you did not even put your seat belt on. your right Ducky,said bobby. Sorry for the display of undies everyone! but did any spot what that was we just missed.....

It was a low flying saucer,no Ducky no tea cup attached.Oh I have got stomach ache said Scotty,oh stop moaning said Bobby,its your own fault for stuffing your face.I could have been poisoned but no one cares about me,Lady Mag felt sorry for him and gave him a big hug,what about me said Tony dont I get a hug,you were to busy trying to see what colour Bobby,s knickers were said Suzan. I never ........:ohmy: :huh: :blink: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

I can assure you that Bobby and her underwear are a total confidential subject to me.Not only do I know the maker,Im conversant with both the designer and importer......Wang-Kar is a highly prized brand in Hong Kong and Im told that his designs will soon be seen on every major high street.
As for the European Importer...Stuff-It-In and Co....they always tend to deliver...
Does the double-crotch style cost extra asked Scouse ..... :blink: :whistle:

That is enough talk about my under garments said Bobby,we have more important things to discuss.There has been a U.F.O sighting over Kent and the Ministry want us to send a team of agents to sort it out,as I am very busy at the moment I will leave Tony to sort out who will be going......