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A horn sounded outside the fog had finally lifted everyone was eagerly packing except for Scotty who was too busy throwing up in the loo and bobby who was nagging in his ear \" i told you so \" \"i told you so \" between picking the strands of spaghetti from his nose the charrabang was waiting outside to transport them to thier new destination ......anywhere said Tony as long as there are NO SHEEP.......

cause i have not brought my wellies,be quite Tony said bobby and give bjm a chance to work out our route,ive got a sat nav said the lady m,no good for a vahicle this size said Ducky might hit a low bridge or end up down a lane, O i like going down lanes said Suzan,Scotty looked a bit better and was trying to get Karl compismentis,suddenly bjm swung the wheel to the right,what the ---- was that shouted scouse-<br><br>Post edited by: bjm49, at: 2008/08/14 10:54

ohhh my lord,said bobby, wow your driveing is brill BJM how you missed that i will never know!! Bobby brushed down her clothing,and hoped that no one has seen her undies,as she sat back on the seat! ducky gave her a side look and said and your meant to look after us.and you did not even put your seat belt on. your right Ducky,said bobby. Sorry for the display of undies everyone! but did any spot what that was we just missed.....

It was a low flying saucer,no Ducky no tea cup attached.Oh I have got stomach ache said Scotty,oh stop moaning said Bobby,its your own fault for stuffing your face.I could have been poisoned but no one cares about me,Lady Mag felt sorry for him and gave him a big hug,what about me said Tony dont I get a hug,you were to busy trying to see what colour Bobby,s knickers were said Suzan. I never ........:ohmy: :huh: :blink: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

I can assure you that Bobby and her underwear are a total confidential subject to me.Not only do I know the maker,Im conversant with both the designer and importer......Wang-Kar is a highly prized brand in Hong Kong and Im told that his designs will soon be seen on every major high street.
As for the European Importer...Stuff-It-In and Co....they always tend to deliver...
Does the double-crotch style cost extra asked Scouse ..... :blink: :whistle:

That is enough talk about my under garments said Bobby,we have more important things to discuss.There has been a U.F.O sighting over Kent and the Ministry want us to send a team of agents to sort it out,as I am very busy at the moment I will leave Tony to sort out who will be going......

Dont worry said lady mag im all over the ufo business ok. bobby has been keeping me infomed while you lot discuss foreighn knickers and such like. Im fairly sure it,s harmless as bobby did ask the docter to check it out. You know how much he likes us humans though heaven knows why being as we seem to have degenerated into a bunch of spag bol munching beer drinking knicker obsessed fruitcakes. Saying this sshe burst out laughing at the look of total indignation on poor scotty,s face as he had been trying to regain order for ages. Oi you never told me that doctor was involved said tony feeling somewhat concenered that his edge with the ladys was in danger whenever said man was present. He,s not said bobby just passing through and helped me on the way they are only a trawler company from some little planet going on holiday. Now whats next on the agenda?

Never mind whats next on the agenda..said Ducky and Suzan...We have been baking these cakes for the inter-planetary trip of a lifetime and have no idea whether the anti-gravity Spondulikater will affect the Ice topping......Ducky broke down in tears and Suzan yelled at the top of her voice......
Scouse seemed pissed as usual ......

Right said Scotty the u.f.o is sorted out.No more strong drink will be consumed for the time being,you can do what you like when you are off duty,but until then rules must be obeyed.Dont get upset Ducky and Suzan your cakes will be fine.Bjm had gone into a state of shock also Scouse and Karl,fresh orange juice will be available for every one who wants it said Cat,(this is Lady Mag's proper name)Tony was now looking very serious he had just found out what the next mission was to be it was.........:ohmy: :blink: :S :dry:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/14 16:54

the tape that tells us whats happening and what we are to do got chewed up in the buses player.i caught a few bits said cat!! also one of my earphones dont work!
ok,Said Tony spill the beans. oh dear said ducky,not again.bobby had taken a large bite of one of the cakes and was waiting to get told off! Cat stood up, Right i heard HASTINGS, HOT GOLD, AND BOMBS! well said,bobby firstly,whos our bomb expert? and scotty bring your trucks,girls no bikinis and boys no speedo's. Tony can you swim? and Cat you will need a mermaid suit! ok BJM, DRIVE!! HASTINGS HERE WE COME! we are going to the sea side,said ducky.....

but first can sombody tell me what posh, webbo and cheekymonkey are carrying in the big crates over there..Well posh was giving orders to be exact..oh yes I forgot to tell you all, said suzan we are going to try and take some pictures of what we see... posh was trying to get some illicet chanpaigne on board, hoping nobody would notice ..:huh: :dry:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/14 17:19

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside.Oh I do like to be beside the side,Scotty and Ducky were singing at the top of their voices.For goodness sake shut up you two,we are supposed to be under cover.Scotty and Ducky hid under the duvet and carried on with the song,meanwhile Cat had gone to fetch fish &amp;chips for everyone,dont forget the salt and viniger shouted Karl.Well if they did'nt know we were coming they do now said Bobby I wonder........:blink: :huh: :blink: :blink: :blink: