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wot the hotel is like asked cheeky monkey,o probably a doss house if Scotty has booked it said scouse,im not bothered said bjm as long as its got a bar,i will second that said Karl,just listen to you two said suzan we are starting out on a new mission and you are on about drink again,we need our sustinance suzie baby, and we are under cover anyway arnt we tony? it had not taken Tony long, he already was under cover along with the chambermaid, Tony shouted ducky just wot do you think your ----

doing, Ducky was still singing away.Quiet people said Bobby ,our orders have arrived.We are to protect the girls doing the modelling at a fashion show next door to the White Rock Theatre.The girls will be wearing diamonds worth a bomb.You will all be in disguise,Ducky will be a Chinese fish fryer from the shop next door.I will never pass for Chinese said Ducky I have not got the right shaped eyes,oh just squint a bit said Suzan no one will notice.Suzan you and Cheeky will be models,what are we modelling said Suzan,oh it's exotic underwear said Bobby.Tony sat up and took notice at the mention of under garments.Webbo will be taking photo's for the local rag.Posh will be opening the show,posing as Lady Hiclot from Champers Mansion,which is in the posh part of Paris.Karl will be her bodyguard and driver.That means Karl you will protect her if trouble kicks off.Cat will be a fortune teller, stationed outside the fish shop.Scotty and the others will be mixing with the crowd,wearing Kiss me Quick hats and carrying large wet codfish as weapons(we are not allowed firearms)By the way said Bobby me and Tony will be in the big white van over there,keeping an eye open,but will spring into action if needed.Now do you all know what you are doing........:blink: :blink: :whistle:

.....suzan and cheeky skipped off to the grounds of to le theatre, bucket and spade in hand...and started digging....oy what do you 2 think you are doing said bjm in disbelief...well were digging the dirt for some modeelling clay said cheeky............webbo got his camera ready......right here we are said cheeky, hands dirty she held up a shape of a bird........quick webbo...and webbo shot the clay pigeon............meanwhile ducky grasping her rolling pin got ready to batter some cod pieces....

Cat meanwhile was telling the fortune of some young lady outside the fish shop. I see a man in your future she said mysteriously as she watched tony and scouse eyeing the pretty young girl up. You may have to make choices ummmm cod or haddock very well could be one!!! As the girl got up to leave a very odd little man sat down in the vacant seat. He had beady little eyes and an odd bulge under his coat. How about you tell me my fortune lady he said grinning evilly. Poor cat gulped eyeing the bulging coat nervously. Scotty and bobby were eyeing the situation from a distance and noted her distress in his binoculars. He gave tony and scouse a hand signal they passed it to everyone else and....

Tony rushed to Cat's assistance,he grabbed the man by the throat.Take that you swine he said what have you got under your coat .The man stood up and revealed that he was totally nude under the coat,who is this pervert said Scotty.Oh that's just Mucky Malcolm the local flasher,he's harmless really said a chap who was just passing by.Suddenly there was a terrible scream coming from the fish shop ..........:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :huh:

me vely sawee said ducky. with sqinted eyes and a lampshade on her head. I thought i was battering a piece of cod ..how was I to know with out my glasses it was :ohmy: :dry:

On hearing the scream all the group made a ran at the chippy, The poor man was quite shocked, As he was only a carpenter fixing a loo door, NO, shouted scotty the fish and chip shop,Not him! Ohhh went up a shout as they all started runing towards,the chip shop,Poor bobby was trying to run,But having got to the back doors of the white van,Found she was still wired up to the mic and nearly pulled her ear off, OWWWW,SHE SCREAMED. On getting to the double doors,She rememberd that Tony had locked them to keep her safe.Not put off by this she jumped over the front seats and out the open van window, It was a tight fit, But she just made it, Oh dear,Bobby said,less cream cakes for me, she rubbed her hips that had been grazed by the window,and shouted, Dont worry i'm coming!!!

She was only the fishmongers daughter,but she laid on the slab and said Fillet....said a pissed Suzan...Oh go on big boy..take me home and show me your etchings..she carried on..
Do you mind madam...Im the local Priest ,said the man in black...
Dont bother me....Im a Nun and getting nun.....show us yer hassocks xxxx

everybody piled into the fish and chip shop. Order,Order shouted bobby..so they all started to decide what they would like to have.. I think said bjm I will have

A number 69 with stella sauce,the sauce really makes it taste great,wot you having scouse?after they all had been served they strolled over to the park wall where they sat down to eat there food. How the hell do you get your sauce with these bits of wood said bjm, but Scotty had the answer,he went back into the shop and returned with a straw try this he said,hey up said ducky where has tony got to?i have no idea said Suzan he was with us when we went into the shop.

Karl said, Where is my straw for my beer? Looked at scotty with his angry face and scotty said .......

sorry i will nip back in and get a load of straws I only need one said karl I dont want to build a um :ohmy: nest ,what do you thing i am a