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Ahh..Procle Harem she thought...We skipped the light fandgo..turned cartwheels cross the floor..I was feeling kind of sea sick.....the crowd called out for mor...the room was .....
Not Whiter Shade of Pale ,said Bobby.....You were a Lighter Shade of Pale....Now please keep up with the plot...I wont tell you again...Ill just pull your finger nails out one by one and feed them to the dogs xxxxx

Please dont feed my dog said Scotty,he has a delicate stomach,he only eats double agents......

Double Agents Ehhhhh ...well Gringo ...Im no Agent of the Double..but I do a good impression of Vince Hill....
El Greco took one look at Lady M and made no hiding of the fact that he found her to be arousing.....Okerly Dokerly Lady M ...you get your way...Im a man..your a woman...lets do what couples do....
They spent the next two hours shouting and screaming obscene words at each other..getting louder and louder xxxx

All this commotion had woken Scouse out of his drunken stoopper the sound of El Grecos high pitched voice still ringing in his ears he reached for the stella bottle he had hidden in his secret little place \" NO \" he cryed Noooooooooooooooooooo it was GONE !!!!!! the Double Argent had been at it again.....

I can not take much more of this,said bobby. i'm so lost im not sure who i am... am i the double agent .she said tearfully.throwing her self in to Tonys arms and looking deep in to his eyes... tell me Tony tell me....

Ahh zo..you drink the Belgium Pees ..said El Greco....Mexican not good enough to refresh your cockles then ???
Scouse had noticed that the once perfect El Greco had moved from Spanish accent to the Cockerney Rhyming stuff.
He tested him with....So El Greco...Would you like to come with me up the Apples and lift my Bone and put it on your Barnet...
El Greco looked discusted....