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Right that is her sorted out said Scotty as he returned to the group,did you speak to your mum said Bobby,no just sent flowers with InterFlora that always does the trick.What's up with Tony said Scotty,Bjm was supporting Tony who had a strange far away look on his face.Well gang said Bobby I have just got new orders,we have to go to Modest Manor in Crinkley Bottom,they all looked at her with astonishment.WHY!! they all said in unsion,well we are now offical Ghost Busters so we.........:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :evil:

had all better catch a grip said cat cos these things can get very wierd! You should have seen poor webbo after the last one. An Karl,s still got that white streak in his hair said suzan looking worried. Streak... wha... said tony dozily coming round at the mere mebtion of the word. Oh get up tony said bobby it,s ghost busting we,re doin now. Righto said tony lets get the van and head that way. I,ll be along in the lime shorly ok said posh starting to pack up the tea cakes and champers. Everyone piled into the split screen VW camper. This things done it,s miles said bobby grinding the gears and screeching out of the car park.

:blink:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/17 14:19

Half an hour later Tony drove back in the Limo with Suzan in the passenger seat....She was white with rage and spitting feathers...God only knows where she got the feathers...
Whats wrong asked Scotty....W..w...w...w...well said Suzan...we were parked up in a secluded parking area with nice views over the Cement Works..just eating our bacon sandwiches.Tony was hot and removed his top,so I had done likewise..He suggested that I remove my bra to avoid getting bacon fat over it ( hes so considerate)...
Well, we had been sitting there for ten mins when a fat bloke walked over to the car and asked if we were Dogging.....I said my pooch was at home and he asked me about my Puppies...At that point Tony drove off xxxx:whistle: :whistle:

Laughing his head off! I mean im a lady of morals an sensibilities said suzan. I know clames scotty i know. Wot the ells goin on HIC shouted poshpaws from behind the screen in the limo. Iv run out of bolly ya know it just aint good enuf! Oh crap said tony! Make for the cash an carry said suzan she cant be without bolly ghosts or no! Off they went and scotty was left to de brief the rest. This word made scouse rather nervous but he stood in the backround anyway being a sport and all to see what was netxt in crinkley bottom!!!!!!

Well gang said Scotty this is what we know so far,where is Tony Posh and Suzan said Ducky,oh they have gone to the cash and carry for supplies.Right as I was saying,where is Bobby said Ducky,oh she is having a nap said Scotty,I keep forgetting what I was going to say when you keep interrupting me Ducky.I'm sorry said Ducky but I am very confused,everyone listen carefully I will say this only once,when we get to the Mansion anything can happen,there have been some very weird and scarey thing going on.So I want you all........:ohmy: :ohmy: :huh: :blink: :blink:

what is it now Ducky! Well Karl is not listening he is asleep, Bjm and Scouse have dived into that shop over there. and I need to go to the ladies again to powder my nose..comming with me Cat . we can wake up Bobby on the way ..

Well I have warned you all,this is one dangerous place.Now everyone is here let's get going I want to be there before nightfall said Scotty.Bobby sat up and gave a big yawn,oh good to see you said Scotty I am going to have a rest, you can brief everyone on what to do when we get there.Scotty curled up on the back seat and...........:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :whistle:

Was asleep really fast! Bobby was greatful to scotty for the fact he had let her catch up on some sleep!
It now is his turn she thought. Lets hope i can keep this lot in some kind of order! I have a feeling that this ghost hunting is going to get rough.
Well, you lot.She said, Looks like we are in for some scary fun.Have any of you met a ghost before! We need some one who knows what they are doing. I feel a bit lost here,I'm a spy and am well trained in arm combat,But fighting off spooks is an area i have no mastery in. Ok whos going to tell us a tale of cob webs and green slime........

I have never meet a ghost and I dont like spiders.. so can we stay spys.. I fancy a bit of arm wrestling and kunfooing...can we have a vote on it..said ducky :dry:

Scotty was awake and feeling refreshed after his snooze.In answer to your question Ducky we have to go were we are needed,someone will be meeting us there,I dont know who it is, but they have good knowledge of spooks,if anybody is really frightened they can drop out,but I have full confidence that you all have the courage that is needed.If you feel unsure stick close to Cat because she has a special..............:ohmy: :whistle:

Ability to be able to sense when ghost are near us. Comes from being part romany on her dads side ya know. Ah said ducky well thats me right behind cat all day then!! I also have a contact here said cat mysteriously but you must all be open minded he is foreighn and a little odd? Ok said bobby lets go meet him then. Suddenly from behind cat and ducky stepped a strangely pale man in black. Mwahahaha i am very pleased to eat you Oh sorry i meant MEET you of course!! Who the ells this wally thought tony scratching his head. The man smiled showing very white and somewhat sharp looking teeth. I am Mr D R Acula. I will be your guide through crinkley bottom my ancsestral holiday home. The castle in transyvania gets so draughty my wives dont like it much. Oh yea said tony perking up. Wives is it mate you must have your hands full. Indeed o do said mr acula smiling and slowely sidling up to posh. A lady of some breeding i see he smilied. Sod off shortarse said posh and opened her fresh bolly. At this point there was a general mood of curiosity amongst the band of friends. Lets go in then said bobby. Webbo keep a picture record and everyone try to remain sober ok? Lets go..........