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In a flash everyone of the band was stood stock upright and stone cold sober. Bugger me said scouse whats happened here? I worked days on that buzz it was just getting perfic!! Cat walked round the front looking shame faced. Tall green guy looked at her and said \"so this is what you do when presented with a mission ingognito? Shag, flash, get drunk and generally disgrace your planet??\" Ermm well .. oh bum yes it is an i had fun she said popping a stella and stalking off, oh and i quit she shouted sitting on the floor looking thoroughly dejected. OI GREENY said ducky getting up sod off and pick on someone yer own size! Yea said everyone else we might be all there is but we stick together! Oh dear said The green lady these earthlings and their loyalties always get in the way. Well we will have to do the best we can said the man....

Scotty was really annoyed by the way his friends were being treated.Just hang on a minute he said,if I remember rightly it was you lot that asked for our help.We were on our way home looking forward to some R&R,so be very polite or you can save yourselves, we can always bog off home.So what's it to be you green gremlins........ :kiss:

well i suppose you will come up to muster with are help they said nasterly ..HOld me back said ducky getting into her boxing stance I will show you what stuff we are made of.. We are all behind you cheered her friends. ducky started to turn the same colour as the strangers.. no no she said faintly that is the wrong way round you are all suppose to get in front of me and stop me...<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/27 21:58

Bobby walked to the front of the group,dont get Ducky angry you would'nt like her when she is angry.Right said Bjm you better be telling us what your problem is, we are very busy people.Well said the leader this is what we need you all to do.......:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :whistle:

..to do-wa-wa-wa...to do-wa-wa.........

Still singing out of tune...belowed the voice from behind the shed.....It was Ivor Biggun ,Suzans friend from the wild,wild west of Wales....
Oh Ivor...said a breathless Suzan....When did you get in ???
Every time you let me...replied Ivor...twice on Sunday...Have you forgotten already my little lust bucket..