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eye sight is affected here...:blink:

yeah said scotting and i's screaming too.....dont ya think i look georgeous??...:blink: ...with that he started yelling...KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA.LION....:whistle: :evil: .....blimey, now he thinks hes a lion...oh no now wots he doing said ducky.......

dont worry Scooty ,I feel we could all be seeing things!!I know with out a doubt that i was looking at Tony, But now all i see standing there is... Johnny Depp,
Bobby turned to cat, Do you see deppy Cat. Cat looked all round,With a look of hope on her face,WHERE? SHE SAID.
Bobby was starting to move closer to tony,Who was looking a bit shocked, Wow he said no one told me i look like johnny Depp.By now bobby was at tonys side,purring. Hello Johnny,She jumped on poor Tony who for once was trying to fight her off,The mad look in her eyes was enough to chill the heart of even a sexy beast like tony, She was kissing tony with such force that his front teeth were in danger of coming loose .when cat..........

said I think I have over done the stellas.I am seeing stars all over the place.. desperetly she tried to fight back this sudden urge to throw herself into the arms of a fair headed. green eyed. hansom looking man in front of her but it was hopless.. Suzan was also having proplems...:blink: :huh:

by now Tony was holding bobby at arms length, Bobby was saying some risky things which were not repeteable, and tony was looking quite worried, Scotty was just looking at the green slug people he could see! And was asking if any one had a huge pot salt,BJM was leaning looking and ducky, He was saying in a loud tone, wow thats the biggest bottle of beer i've ever seen.Ducky said, I'm not beer as BJM started looking for a large bottle opener. What the hell is going on said Tony. I dont know said cat, But..........

Right I think I know what's happening said Scotty they are trying to control our minds,then they can make us do just what they want.Frogs love eating slugs so everybody start thinking that they are very large frogs.Ducky got straight into character hopping all over the place,as Suzan and Cheeky gave a rendition of Froggie went a courting,Tony stood back and shook his head,I dont believe I'm doing this he said.Karl came running over I've got .............:ohmy: ::blink:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/29 16:23

Miss piggy chasing me she thinks I am kermit the frog help he said.as she come running up to him ..how would you like a bunch of pork knuckles she yelled..this plan is not working said scotty :silly:

ive got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts karl sang......so wots going down here he looked at his motley crew.....get yselves together he ordered im off back to get my arms full in grease........<br><br>Post edited by: suzan, at: 2008/08/29 17:02

SILENCE thundered Posh, I am the ruler here. everybody SIT..when all where sat on the floor even the two srangers..she rose and looking at them all.said HIC now where where we..:huh: :blink:

Trying to figure out why everyones behaving like a total bunch of fruit and nuts said cat and i think i know why! When ducky and me went for refreshment at sainsburys for beer and sarnys this little chap working there was overtly helpfull wasnt he ducky? Oh yes!! she said. And said cat we found it odd he never had any uniform either. WAIT! shouted bobby, was it a little ginger haird stubbly faced skinny chappie? Yes matter of fact it was said cat. Oh god said bobby we have all been spiked by pill popping pete the plan pilfering spy!! Did you happen to nootice wether you still have tonys scroll? Cat whipped up her skirt and checked her suspender strap, Oh damn it she wailed i thought i felt something but i assumed it was tony copping a feel! Ermm he wernt there you dozy mare said ducky in exasperation. Well he has the scroll so...\&quot;Hold on hold on ladies\&quot; said tony thrusting his pelvis forward and taking a long thick bulge slowey out of his trods. OOO TONY said bobby i do love it when you do that!! It was a fake scroll he pinched said tony. I knew the little squirt would go for cats undies so i switched them. HOW? asked bobby arching one delicatley tweezed brow? Umm well it was like this see blustered tony but too late as bobbys handbag came firmly down on his bonce. You were at it again you loose morralled philandering toe rag!! Um yea sorry said tony but i cant help it! Well at least we still have the origional said the green chap who was looking thoroughly confused and popping a stella in the hope of understanding these mad people. Thats the stuff said bjm get it down yer neck but make sure it,s not a spiked one or you,ll go.....<br><br>Post edited by: TheLadyMagenta, at: 2008/08/30 03:38

From bad to worse.Well I am still waiting to hear what our visitors want us to do said Scotty.The two strangers stood up and bent forward,they both removed masks to show the real people underneath.Oh my word said Ducky and Cat,they look like.....:ohmy: :blink:

The terrible male twins, ooh please please can I interagate them said Ducky ,trying to remember where she put her knuckledusters and me said Suzan taking her eyebrow tweezers from her bag,Not with out me you dont said Cat cracking her long bootlaces..I can take a mug shoot of there faces said Cheeky...:huh:

Oie said Webbo i thought i was the photo expert here, as he slung a stella at bjm, but bjm was looking at the bruising on tonys face,you dont half put youself in some sore places tony, i suppose it is right what ducky and suzan say about you, you are a gigollo, well we cant let your loins rule your head in this special branch of ours, so get back on track and start following orders.whats next Scotty----?