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Ok..OK...I was only attempting to get your full attention,Mata or Marti....said Tony,standing in an indignant manner...
Just sidle over here whilst I whip this out..he said..as he put his right hanf down the front of his bulging trousers....She closed her eyes in full expectation that someone would call the local constabulary.....Instead he removed a rolled-up Scroll....Ive had the Scrolls for months..it makes me walk with a limp...
Whats the contents .....

Better the limp than a stiff gait said cat purring contently. They all huddled around as tony unrolled his scrolls ( which was not such an unpleasant experience as he had expected...... once the moths had left in a flutter ) \"oh my god\" said Bobby its all in egyptian hieroglyphics we will never decode it.... no fear said Scotty i just happen to have my............

translater on me..they all waited for scotty to read it.Well said bobby are you going to tell us or what!.. I cant said scotty it is all chinese to me..Let me look at it said scouse.. No wonder it is in chinese it was made in china..

I think,if my evening classes at Bejing High were well spent,that it says....
On the number sixty nine one will be content with prawn balls in black bean sauce.If the heart is willing twelve will be warming with speacial fried rice and crab.On the other hand fifty four cant be ignored as beef in oyster sauce.......My God,this is a recipe for disaster xxxx

Fear not said Scotty we will have a translator flown in.No need for that said Bobby I have a friend at the local Chinese restaurant who will do it for a small fee.........

how is a chines resturant going to help us said ducky itlooks like latin to me..It looks Greek to me said Suzan.. Well it is all double dutch to me said Cat.If ask me said Posh it looks upside down.Thats it said Cheeky we are all reading it wrong

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