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Ok..OK...I was only attempting to get your full attention,Mata or Marti....said Tony,standing in an indignant manner...
Just sidle over here whilst I whip this out..he said..as he put his right hanf down the front of his bulging trousers....She closed her eyes in full expectation that someone would call the local constabulary.....Instead he removed a rolled-up Scroll....Ive had the Scrolls for months..it makes me walk with a limp...
Whats the contents .....

Better the limp than a stiff gait said cat purring contently. They all huddled around as tony unrolled his scrolls ( which was not such an unpleasant experience as he had expected...... once the moths had left in a flutter ) \"oh my god\" said Bobby its all in egyptian hieroglyphics we will never decode it.... no fear said Scotty i just happen to have my............

translater on me..they all waited for scotty to read it.Well said bobby are you going to tell us or what!.. I cant said scotty it is all chinese to me..Let me look at it said scouse.. No wonder it is in chinese it was made in china..

I think,if my evening classes at Bejing High were well spent,that it says....
On the number sixty nine one will be content with prawn balls in black bean sauce.If the heart is willing twelve will be warming with speacial fried rice and crab.On the other hand fifty four cant be ignored as beef in oyster sauce.......My God,this is a recipe for disaster xxxx

Fear not said Scotty we will have a translator flown in.No need for that said Bobby I have a friend at the local Chinese restaurant who will do it for a small fee.........

how is a chines resturant going to help us said ducky itlooks like latin to me..It looks Greek to me said Suzan.. Well it is all double dutch to me said Cat.If ask me said Posh it looks upside down.Thats it said Cheeky we are all reading it wrong

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everyone turned the scroll over and looked again. bloody hell ttony said bobby yyou did say this was meaningfull? Well the moves to saturday night fever tthe film WERE to me said tony they got me laid every saturday :ohmy: . Back to the drawing board said bobby come on cat stop dancing with tony you,ll ladder yer stockings lass!! Oh said cat coming out of a twirl looking flushed ok bobby and off they strolled planning all over again....

They danced with the grace of Fred and Ginger...Not Astair and Rogers...but Philpot and Grunge the market stall holders on Bermondsey Market....
Is that a gun in your pocket ?? Or are you pleased to be holding me ?? said Cat.......Its no gun,my love,but it is a weapon of sorts.....Cat did not respond for fear of editing from Ablehere Team....
They swirled from the dance floor and into a secluded Ladies bathroom ....

20 mins later cat came out looking rather pleased and tony didnt! for at least half an hour an then he looked like he,d been slapped!!! CAT shouted bobby what did i tell you??? Sorry boss she mmbled slinking over and carrying on with planning the next move. Webbo got the prints from his camera and they all studied the results carefully. Ok said scotty i think we need to.....

get an expert to look at these,Bjm is good at this sort of thing,where has he disappeared to and also Karl I have not seen them for quite a while.Oh said Ducky it is ok here they..............:blink: :blink:

here they Are! with them where two strangers dressed in outlandish clothes..Are you the ppl who have asked for are help said Bobby..ignoring her they turned and bowed to Posh.then slowly they looked at the rest of the merry troupers.. If they are the best they can send God help us said the female to the man standing beside her..:laugh: :huh: :blink:

Show us your Scrolls...and do it in a lively fashion..demanded the tall green man .. Who you think you talking to,you long steak of greenness of nothing...was Duckys response...Youll show a bit more respect to me...hic...and my fwends.. Ducky keeled over in a drunken stuper..
The green man removed a Tomboline driver from his gills and threw it to the ground.....