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...for indeed she had starting singing the blues...

Ok...ok...keep the noise down...Ive had a complaint..said PC Duffy...You cannot sing in such a loud and offensive manner.
Now let me take down your particulars..said PC Duffy.....All right then ....said Suzan...Ill take them down for you Orrifficer...
At that,Suzan pulled off her skin tight fitting jeans and baggy knickers to reveal her particulars for all to view.....
Scotty left te room with jaw dropping....BJM held his hands over his glass of beer....Ducky carried on reading the Gardening Gazette /.....

scotty as he went out of the room was worried...First cheeky then suzan,where behaving in a strange manner... I need to get hold of the rest of the group before bjm is the next one... Bobby,Cat,and Webbo came hurrying along the passage...Quick we need to find Karl.and Scouse, Hang on a minute where is Posh and Tony,then he rembered the cellar...

Scotty shouted to Bobby we need to get down to the cellar before the sun comes up,if it is a vampire I think that is where the coffin will be.Bobby was in front clasping her large cross ,Ducky was close behind she had two cloves of garlic round her neck and was singing at full volume\&quot;Jesus wants me for a sun-beam\&quot;.Tony was clasping a large stake and a wooden mallet,whats the stake for said Karl, we have to kill it said Tony,why not have a chat with it and try to make it a better person said Suzan.I am afraid that is not an option we need to dispose of the vile............:evil: :evil: :evil: :ohmy: <br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/22 12:13

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..with that suzan ripped off the voile curtain she was drapped in...and revealed the superwoman outfit that the pc had been so keen to see........suddenly karl did a backflip, and was dressed in superman clothes...................give me strength said tony.hopefully....webbo held up the light for interrogation......Posh bore her regal status majestically......scotty grabbed THE BOOK of WORDS...yes here it is....and he started saying....

The secret spell which would banish the vampire,also it should return Cheeky to her normal self.Bobby placed the cross in the coffin so the vampire could not return.You can stop singing now Ducky said Suzan,oh I was just starting to enjoy myself said Ducky, as she carried on with \&quot;What a friend I have in Jesus\&quot;.Well I will say one thing about all this said Tony it never fails to....:blink: :blink: :blink: :whistle: