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I shall not answer that said Scotty for fear of intimidating myself(he was remembering that Ducky had sued him under the health and safety issues)Here is your straw Karl and I have brought you a spare one in case........ :lol: :lol: :lol:

you need it.Ducky was singing again the same song but with a Chinese accent,it sounded so funny everyone fell about laughing.We must get on with the job in hand said Bobby now if........ <br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/15 16:26

Ok...Who wants Big portion..said Tony.....until he noticed they were all eating...Well,thats gratitude for you...Ive just de-flowered the 4 female virgins who work in that Chippie ,just to get you extrers.....Blimey,it makes me feel so cheap...and it was almost impossible to find 4 virgins on a Friday night.....now I smell of fish....here BJM smell my fingers xxxx

Cat her fur starting to bristle. said you got a sauce,I will have..before Cat could get her claws into tony.Posh said pass me the tomatoe flavour one please I will have the brown said suzan.and pass Bobby and ducky the salt and vinegar advancing on tony they :dry:

Somewhat bemused to see him reach into his pocket and whip out something...whilst saying....OK Ducky hun,get your laughing-gear around this...Its long and very very fruity.....Go on,close your eyes...
Not a chance..said Ducky....watch him Suzan.....He did the self same thing on new years eve and Ive not stopped brushing my teeth in heavy duty paste...
Oi,oi,oi.....Its only a Cherry Coke made in a factory on the wrong side of the tracks in ...Pratts Bottom ....

Tony put that away,No time for sucking sweets. Has any one seen the models yet,i hear tell they are beautiful,but dont let that put you off lads,its the jewels we are here to watch.said bobby! bobby looked around,and said! Did any one think to found out when the cat show is? oh thats me said cat! and stepped forward. lifting her top, no ,said bobby, i meant cat walk show! No tony i dont need you to check for any thing up cats shirt and couLd some one help Scotty up,he's seen cats boobs and its got him all faint. ok you lot look alive,we are going in.....

the water for a paddle my feet are bloody killing me last one in buys the ices said bobby tucking her dress in her knickers tony did not hear her he was busy chatting to a rather large lady in a flowery dress and wearing clogs .....no it cant be he said .........it is its dirty gerty from amsterdam ( she was an old favorite of his from his window shopping days )she hugged and kissed him eagerly you have not seen me she said.....

I am down here with my toy boy its a secret,Tony tapped his nose and said ok mum's the word.They were all there enjoying the sea when the local policeman arrived.Before Bobby could say anything Tony Scotty and Bjm had been arrested,well said Ducky this is a right kettle of fish.I hope Scotty's mother does'nt hear about this or there will be big trouble.What are we going to do.......:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

bobby looking at her feet sighed, i cant cope with this much longer! why have the boys been taken by the old bill! mind you looking like they do,I can see why someone would think they are up to no good.Ducky, Why dont you go see whats going on! Bobby looked worried. I have got to ring scotty's mum! We are all for the high jump now! I told her we would look after him.I'm off to do the job,If i dont return you will know she's blown my ear drums out! As she walked to the phone,bobby prayed, PLEASE GOD MAKE DOREEN IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY!........

Doreen answered on the first ring, Bobby explained what had happened,oh dont worry said Doreen he is always getting himself into scrapes,I will have a word in the right ear and hope to sort it out.Bobby put the phone down and breathed a sigh of relief.When she got back to the others she was surprised to see the models from the show all chatting away to Ducky and Suzan.Its ok said Suzan to Bobby the diamonds were not real,what said Bobby,they were just paste said Ducky giggling away to herself.Hey you lot shouted Webbo want to hear the good news.......... :woohoo: :woohoo: :whistle: :blink:

What good news they said.The photoes have, breaking of in mid sentence he said, why are tony, bjm and scotty talking to that policeman and a rather large lady in a flowery dress with clogs on. and where have Karl and scouse got to...

Sitting on the grass crosseyed after cats display said bobby they,ll come out of it soon. Scotty your mother wants you on the phone!! Scotty blanched and went to a payphone sweating profusely. So if them gems is fake wot we ere for slurred posh from here lawn chair outside the chippy were she was sipping her champers. Um im not sure anymore said cat i was almost thinkin of takin up flashin wiv that funny little mucky fella i got such a good reception she beamed happily. Oh bloody no you dont said tony proprietorialy all ladies in this group flash only to me! oooer said bobby laughing hark at him cat said bobby ducky and suzan giggling all together girls shouted cat!! they all turned to face tony, ONE TWO THREE!! all tops were lifted and tony promptly passed out. Now said bobby tucking her blouse in for some order please&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;