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By this time Ducky was leading a conga line down the street,the rest of our band of time travellers were in the line somewhere,bringing up the rear was Tony and Bjm.Just a minute said Lady Mag has anyone see Scotty:ohmy: :huh: :huh:

Bringing up the rear!! shouted scotty who had decided following the dancing girls beat the heck outta the health an saftey business. C,mon girls shake your thing!! Excuse moi said poshpaws, her maj does NOT shake anythin like wot commoners does ok so i will walk,(>HIC< well sort of,) along regally watching you all. :laugh: So off they danced led by groovy tony and ducky doing a waltz to the samba just for kicks.....

Kicks,no wonder ducky was waltzing and it was not the samba, it was the bottle of sambbucka she had in her bag i think you will have to look after me Suzan as i am starting to see two of everything, o my said Scotty to the lady m,can you imagine that two tonys two bjm,s and that is without webbo and his camera

But surely with 2 of everyone the party will be better said lady m hiccupping through her glass of chateu du gutrot. Im mean you,ll have more booze teehee. I think you,ve had enough said scotty taking her glass. After which she pulled a stella from under her dancing skirt and was promtly chased all over by bjm who was trying all night to figure out who was nickin his stash :woohoo: :blink: :whistle: :evil:

Right you lot this has to stop,where is Karl, I have not seen him for ages.I have ordered a stretch limo to take us to Healthy Haven, have booked us all in for two weeks.They all stood and looked at Scotty as if he had gone barmy.

Then burst out laughing and promptly ordered the limo to take them all to the west end for a party that Karl had arranged. Only rules is no drinkin in my Limo said her maj posh. I wont have upchuck :sick: on me seat covers from anyone (HIC!) cept me got it? Ok everyone said and of they drove sobering up along the way...:woohoo:

now scotty who was vowed and determined to get the merry troopers into some sort of shape,.pear-shape apple-'shape square shape he did'nt care which. bribed the driver to go in the other direction.. the members where to tippsy to notice the diffrence .. before they could say who's round next :huh: :huh: :dry:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/08 14:43

the driver reversed into a corner.............it was a trap........back up yer files cried the pc crew........

Right here we are you lot,shape up or ship out(not sure what that means ,thought it sounded good)They all climbed out Healthy Haven looked quite good,well said Ducky to Suzan we should get a cup of tea here,maybe a bit of carrot cake as well.Do they serve Stella said Karl,sorry said Scotty only fruit juice here.You will all thank me in the end when you are all feeling healthy and ready for anything said Scotty. :kiss: :kiss:

As he sneaked up on lady M who was sneakin a half bottle of scotch out of her garter belt. GOTCHA he shouted makin her jump so high she dropped it and smashed it. Oh flip slurred lady m that was me emergency stash too. Right said ducky i spose we better book in and start the detox everyone. Off they trooped a sad looking bunch of half cut revellers on the day after. What happens next will be interesting said Karl to scotty. Hmm said scotty you got that right and off he marched cos he spotted bjm trying to bury some stella in a bush...

We are not amused said her maj posh,.who ordered you to bring my personage to this place &lt;HIC&gt;. WOW look said suzan and ducky to her, there are some big hunky muscle-men coming are way <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/08 16:49

Please ladies control your urges,you are here to get fit.Just then Scotty spotted some rather sporty ladies in short shorts.This way guys said Scotty,I am right behind you said Bjm Karl and Webbo,where did Tony get to said Karl.