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:ohmy: Chatterbox who was taking tea and scones with the big man.You have to do something said King Karl we are stuck here,Bjm has vanished also Dumbledore.Just then Bjm strolled into Hagrids cottage a can of Stella in one hand and a beautiful woman on his arm.Well is'nt that just typical of Bjm, managed to get the booze and the lady said Webbo in disgust.Lady Mag Ducky and Suzan were strolling through the woods towards the cottage,Ducky stepping out in front brolly at the ready just in case,when there was a shower of sparks and then.......:ohmy: :blink: :blink:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/31 16:21

a screech of pain from ducky, who been a polite lady had pressed the doorbell with the tip of her brolly. I will have to get that doorbell sorted out one of these days said the caretaker of the cottage.Has anybody got smelling salts said suzan, ducky is in shock. She lookes it said karl with a grin,that hairstyle suits her dont you think gentlemen.Well come to mention it said suzan,the artistic side of her comming out :huh: :huh: :dry: <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/07/31 17:24

Right we need to get out of here and fast,the dark one knows we are here,he is not pleased said Lady Mag.So Scotty King Karl Bjm and Webbo come with us said Ducky,no you can not bring your lady friend Bjm,she belongs here we do not.Ducky marched out of the cottage with the others behind her, on she marched into the woods till she came to a mole hole. Then she started falling further and further down the hole, till she came to a landing at the bottom of the hole..................:woohoo:

Ouch she called indignantly rubbing her nether regions. So much for underground routes said scotty i can never get used to knowing im 2 inches high when i get to the bottom because i felt nothing changing. I know said webbo not like that polyjuice, NASTY stuff that is. AND illegal inside hogwarts grounds as well you know snapped big edna who was a little disgruntled at having been sat on by everyone on the way out of the floo and was promptly forgotten in the ensuing fracas. Oh heavens Big Edna!! said a very relieved scotty thank god your here i do hate losing people on these little missions. Thanks for remembering me dear but watch out for that spider!!! What is a house spider normaly took on Aragog proportions down a mole hole. ARRRGH..... squeaked lady madge and off she took in blind panic....

blind panic, more like blind drunk, for she had sneaked the cans of stella that bjm had under his cape,he was so smitten by this maiden he had found under the maple tree at the cottage,that he had not noticed they were gone.ducky let me take this maiden with me i will look after her, i promise she will not be a burden. no way shouted lady marg, cant you see what is happening here if she comes with us bjm is going to be right into her----

spell of evil intentions, oh please said bjm to Ducky Who could see he was completly smitten by her, better the devil you know than the devil you dont know she said..I dont agree said buttercup very miffed, after all she was suppose to be the blue eyed hussy of the groupe,I think we had better let king karl decide said webbo. and cheeky Who could picture a right ding dong ensuring. all eyes turned to the boss :dry: :dry: :huh: :evil: