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:ohmy: Chatterbox who was taking tea and scones with the big man.You have to do something said King Karl we are stuck here,Bjm has vanished also Dumbledore.Just then Bjm strolled into Hagrids cottage a can of Stella in one hand and a beautiful woman on his arm.Well is'nt that just typical of Bjm, managed to get the booze and the lady said Webbo in disgust.Lady Mag Ducky and Suzan were strolling through the woods towards the cottage,Ducky stepping out in front brolly at the ready just in case,when there was a shower of sparks and then.......:ohmy: :blink: :blink:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/31 16:21

a screech of pain from ducky, who been a polite lady had pressed the doorbell with the tip of her brolly. I will have to get that doorbell sorted out one of these days said the caretaker of the cottage.Has anybody got smelling salts said suzan, ducky is in shock. She lookes it said karl with a grin,that hairstyle suits her dont you think gentlemen.Well come to mention it said suzan,the artistic side of her comming out :huh: :huh: :dry: <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/07/31 17:24

Right we need to get out of here and fast,the dark one knows we are here,he is not pleased said Lady Mag.So Scotty King Karl Bjm and Webbo come with us said Ducky,no you can not bring your lady friend Bjm,she belongs here we do not.Ducky marched out of the cottage with the others behind her, on she marched into the woods till she came to a mole hole. Then she started falling further and further down the hole, till she came to a landing at the bottom of the hole..................:woohoo:

Ouch she called indignantly rubbing her nether regions. So much for underground routes said scotty i can never get used to knowing im 2 inches high when i get to the bottom because i felt nothing changing. I know said webbo not like that polyjuice, NASTY stuff that is. AND illegal inside hogwarts grounds as well you know snapped big edna who was a little disgruntled at having been sat on by everyone on the way out of the floo and was promptly forgotten in the ensuing fracas. Oh heavens Big Edna!! said a very relieved scotty thank god your here i do hate losing people on these little missions. Thanks for remembering me dear but watch out for that spider!!! What is a house spider normaly took on Aragog proportions down a mole hole. ARRRGH..... squeaked lady madge and off she took in blind panic....

blind panic, more like blind drunk, for she had sneaked the cans of stella that bjm had under his cape,he was so smitten by this maiden he had found under the maple tree at the cottage,that he had not noticed they were gone.ducky let me take this maiden with me i will look after her, i promise she will not be a burden. no way shouted lady marg, cant you see what is happening here if she comes with us bjm is going to be right into her----

spell of evil intentions, oh please said bjm to Ducky Who could see he was completly smitten by her, better the devil you know than the devil you dont know she said..I dont agree said buttercup very miffed, after all she was suppose to be the blue eyed hussy of the groupe,I think we had better let king karl decide said webbo. and cheeky Who could picture a right ding dong ensuring. all eyes turned to the boss :dry: :dry: :huh: :evil:

Karl was sleeping as usual,wake him up he is like a doormouse said Scotty.That,s it said Lady Mag what do you mean said Ducky, why it,s the Alice in Wonderland syndrome,you mean then that King Karl is the doormouse.Well then keep your eyes open,look out for a white rabbit.Never mind about the flaming rabbit said Ducky, lets look for the Mad Hatter then at least we can get a cup of tea,and I am very partial to a bit of cake.Just then.........:ohmy: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :whistle:

they all heard a sibilant hissss echo down the narrow dirt tunnel. For once bjm forgot about stella or the latest squeeze, karl woke op, Madge shut up even!! Oh no said big Edna in a weak voice, webbo is that the same noise you heard in that house last year? Webbo who was a distinct shade of whitish green nodded. We have to go whispered scotty begining to move again. NO one gets left behind now he said begining to raise his voice. We all know who that is so lets go NOW. They moved off as one everyoe watching the tunnel behind, not really able to think through the fear that \&quot;HE\&quot; had discovered their route and was slowely following in the dark.....

Oh my goodness said Ducky I can,t believe this is happening,how did we manage to get into this mess.They say everyone has a guardian angel we need all ours right now said Scotty. Lady Mag was holding on to Ducky and Suzan trying to reassure them that everything would be ok.Suddenly there was a noise like many wings beating in the air,oh lor said King Karl Bjm And Webbo what is coming now........:ohmy: :huh: :huh:

It sounds like a load of bats comming are way said Suzan.grabbing a small bit if rock and loobying it in the direction of the noise,take that she yelled :evil: :huh:

Wait said Scotty that is not bats it is the famous flying horses,if we can get on them they will get us out of here.The horses landed and the tired and frightened travellers walked towards them.Quick get mounted said the leading horse we must get.........

far away from here, suddenly he noticed big Edna. You must be joking said the leading horse:dry: :blink: