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who was very clued up on facts.come to think about it also fiction..shall we see if we can get their autographs, said bob-a-job... you will have a bit of a job getting through this crowd said cheeky, not if we pull rank said loco,.. are you from around here said ducky who had not been introduced to he or she yet .sorry about that said suzan :S :dry:

......hes from afar...watch this space...a mover and a groover...oh do the locomotion its a brand new dance now...come on now ...do the locomotion.............they watched in disbelief...the fans hit the deck...the dj slipped a disc............loco and king karl....doing the jive with wheelie embellishments.....taking the flooor by storm.................oh look lady m said....whos that??...................unable to keep still...his hips moving to the rythmn....strutting his funky stuff.....eyes glued to the mirrors....twas.....stunt-man-tony...local man about town .....taking central stage......he walked into the party like he was walking onto a yacht.............:dry: :evil: :evil: :laugh: <br><br>Post edited by: suzan, at: 2008/08/05 10:40

his scarf thrown over one shoulder,he sidled up to suzan saying are you dancing? no its just the way im standing she replied throwing a grin at ducky Tony was taken aback as he usually got to dance with any of the ladies he fancied.Then it happend a flash of light--

...hands on hip-replacement...arm in air....................................YO..grease lightening......................no probs said cheekey monkey...camera in tow she scampered nimbly up the pole...and got a great shot of.....

tony walzing across the room to the latin dancer cha-cha, who stood there with a polker face. would you like to tango with me..a hush came over the room as groovy -tony and cha cha took to the floor.. webbo adjusted the lenses on his camera :huh: :huh: :dry:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/05 14:00

I am still watching said Scotty,if a see a health and safety infringement I shall be blowing my whistle and the people concerned must sign a disclaimer. :whistle: :whistle:

Ill just whip this out..said a relaxed Tony...putting his hand down the front of his latin-tight-fitting-Goughos... Three ladies fainted as he produced something quite thick and decidedly long.....Cop an eyeful of this,Tony said whilst holding It aloft...Its my Winners Certificate for over 50s Tango in Buanis Airis. xxxxxxxxxxxB)

:blink: :blink: :huh: :ohmy: :dry:

Ducky was very confused,what is wrong with Scotty she asked Suzan,oh its this health and safety thing its gone to his head.I think he needs a week on the health farm to recover.Shall we take him there said Ducky. :kiss: :kiss: :lol:

before she could reply a bugle blew.. it was the bugle boy of company B announcing her majesty.. eyeing groovy tony from head to toe.. she said in a posh voice &lt;HIC&gt; gaw blimy I see your Guru has been at your wardrobe again :huh: :huh:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha grinned scotty i cut my course short with that sharp tongued saw(HASAW)....
.........he led the mummified tony.....wrapped totally in white bandage...for it was not a scarf he had flung over his shoulder earlier.........before her majesty tony was spluttering as his false teeth gnashed in a lopsided grin..........ha ha ha ha ha ha said scotty...and he blew his whistle hard....:dry: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

pardon me boy is that the chatanooga choo choo,?blowing on time we have to get on that line,unwrapping tony bjm said i think it is time for us to get out of this dance hall or whatever it is amigo--