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Their is no way sne is getting on my back, Hang on a minute said Karl,there is only 5 horses and there is 6 of us, i think,i keep losing track,so let us work this out.Scotty you go with ducky i will go with Suzan,webbo you go with ---edna i new i got it wrong,said Karl that leaves you and the lady m,bjm. take your pick go for it or----

oh bugger it said lady m if your all thyinking of your skins me and the girls will deal as always. Edna get to the left, Cheeky the right, Im middle on the main blast now c,mon girls after thre CRUCIATO then bloody grab who is man enough to take you or run like me i look after myself cos these buggers would not save me!!!. Dont let everyone down girls they only have us or HIM........

I will solve this problem said the leading horse,with a nod of her head and stamp of her hoofs she conjured up a carraige for the ladies,you men can ride the other horses,for goodness sake get a move on or we will be all dead meat.Off they went up into the blue younder what now I wonder said Ducky,I really need a ..........:blink: :blink: :whistle:

Cup of tea! Oh lord yes me too said Edna and lady m. To be honest im getting far to old for all this ganting about said lady m laughing. Well where do we go from here scotty called edna? have you decided on a plan of action because we are out of ideas in here. Scotty went to discuss plans with the men and called out i,ll get back and tell you in a while ok? And so they continued in silence for a bit while the gents talked things through...

It was decided to make for Scotty,s cottage by the woods,from there everyone could make their way home.I dont know about you lot, but I feel I could do with a good rest said King Karl.However forces were at work,although our little band of travellers were making their way home,it was certain they were never going to get there.The ladies had fallen asleep inside the carriage,Webbo had nearly fallen off his horse twice by falling asleep,Bjm was hanging on by his teeth.Suddenly a great storm erupted,the horses were tossed around and the sky turned black,Oh lord what is happening now said Ducky.Everone was hanging on for dear life when........:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

ducky said I have completely lost the plot .Due partly to the lack of cupps of tea and a bit of fruit cake,I have a good mine to hare of and find the Maddhatters tea party.Me to said suzan who just loved chocolate cakes and fresh coffee.So off they all marched with the men hoping there would be a few shelia's, sorry. stellas there and the laidies praying :huh: :dry: :huh: :dry: <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/02 13:54