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Their is no way sne is getting on my back, Hang on a minute said Karl,there is only 5 horses and there is 6 of us, i think,i keep losing track,so let us work this out.Scotty you go with ducky i will go with Suzan,webbo you go with ---edna i new i got it wrong,said Karl that leaves you and the lady m,bjm. take your pick go for it or----

oh bugger it said lady m if your all thyinking of your skins me and the girls will deal as always. Edna get to the left, Cheeky the right, Im middle on the main blast now c,mon girls after thre CRUCIATO then bloody grab who is man enough to take you or run like me i look after myself cos these buggers would not save me!!!. Dont let everyone down girls they only have us or HIM........

I will solve this problem said the leading horse,with a nod of her head and stamp of her hoofs she conjured up a carraige for the ladies,you men can ride the other horses,for goodness sake get a move on or we will be all dead meat.Off they went up into the blue younder what now I wonder said Ducky,I really need a ..........:blink: :blink: :whistle:

Cup of tea! Oh lord yes me too said Edna and lady m. To be honest im getting far to old for all this ganting about said lady m laughing. Well where do we go from here scotty called edna? have you decided on a plan of action because we are out of ideas in here. Scotty went to discuss plans with the men and called out i,ll get back and tell you in a while ok? And so they continued in silence for a bit while the gents talked things through...

It was decided to make for Scotty,s cottage by the woods,from there everyone could make their way home.I dont know about you lot, but I feel I could do with a good rest said King Karl.However forces were at work,although our little band of travellers were making their way home,it was certain they were never going to get there.The ladies had fallen asleep inside the carriage,Webbo had nearly fallen off his horse twice by falling asleep,Bjm was hanging on by his teeth.Suddenly a great storm erupted,the horses were tossed around and the sky turned black,Oh lord what is happening now said Ducky.Everone was hanging on for dear life when........:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

ducky said I have completely lost the plot .Due partly to the lack of cupps of tea and a bit of fruit cake,I have a good mine to hare of and find the Maddhatters tea party.Me to said suzan who just loved chocolate cakes and fresh coffee.So off they all marched with the men hoping there would be a few shelia's, sorry. stellas there and the laidies praying :huh: :dry: :huh: :dry: <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/02 13:54

Fear not said Scotty look down there is my cottage,all is not lost.As they touched down and dismounted Scotty thanked the flying horses and away they went.Follow me everyone lets get some refreshment,if my housekeeper has been baking there will be fruit cakes, and fresh cream ones too for you Suzan.What about some Stella said Karl,I dont keep cans in but you can have a stiff brandy if you like said Scotty.He went to open the cottage door.......:ohmy: :ohmy: :huh: :huh: :whistle:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/02 17:23

and there stood ducky's lawyer.with some claim forms in his hand.She had decided to sue scotty for One damaged flying carpet,nearly been electrocuted by his faulty door bell,being sent down a mole hole with no safty harness,stopping he her unlawfully from having a knee's up at the madhatters teaparty,not having full insurance cover for passangers riding his flying horses.being made to go with out food, drink, and rest on the Journies and one sore finger typing this :evil:

Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/02 18:58<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/08/02 19:38

Hey everyone I think this story has run its course I am running out of ideas as everyone else must be.
After they had all partaken of tea and cake,they made their weary way home,glad for the adventure but glad to be home once more.:lol:




THE END


PS. I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT DUCKY. :lol: :kiss: :kiss:

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<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/08/03 08:43

so scotty got his head down having found the end......


great said the merry troopers...lets go party......oh i love courting said ducky, linking her arms with bob-a-job maestro, princess suzan, king karl, ladymarg, webbo, scottys shadow puppet, cheeky monkey, loco, and the rest of the menagery......:blink: blimey said ducky..im an octapus !!......better find the kippers... ......nah said a voice from the deep.....it was the velvet underground...we are playing tonight at the phantom of the opera...its the local place for a rave.........party peolpe this way..

so off went the merry troopers.to the phantom of the opera in haunted lane. there are a lot of strange people here said suzan edging herself slowly behind everyone. scotty who had been sent on a health and safty course rather than be sued by ducky scanned the crowds :huh: :huh: :dry:

There is a few big names here,said ducky,can you spot any of the stars suzan,yes there is all the cast on the big red carpet and they are signing autographs, just then a voice comes out of Haunted lane, The hills are alive with the sound of music la la la la , wrong musical bjm shouted Scotty.