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he was in the gym working out what to do first,for he had noticed a member of the opposite sex doing press- ups :dry:

He spotted the ladies in tight shorts & quicker than a rat up a drainpipe he booked in an hit a massage table said lady m. Then she and ducky tottered of in the general direction of some very hot lifeguards by the pool. I get a sudden urge to swim said suzan an i spotted em first so get in line you two. They were all giggling and heading for the changing rooms when a loud pain filled yell came from the main building...

Coming from the main Gym..Tony was holding his groin area ( none too firmly)...with a tear in the corner of his eye he asked a passing instructor...
Excuse me young lady ,Ive just dropped a 5 kilo weight on my nether region ...and now need a massage...Are you a qualified hand-on slut-monkey xxxx:ohmy:

SHE PROMPTLY SLAPPED HIM VERY HARD AND SAID NO YOU BAD BOY IM A QUALIFIED BITCH AND DOMINATRIX NOW ON YOUR KNEES. Everyone shrugged and said oh well tonys happy as he crawled after the young lady wincing all the while with a filthy grin on his face. Lady M ducky and suzan were enjoing the water nicely and her Maj poshpaws was being waited on by a handsome pool attendant that was feeding her bollinger from a crystal glass. (lemonade really but her maj had to keep up apprearances you know) Scotty, karl, bjm and all the other chaps decided food was in order and so went to change and have a large much needed meal...

In the meantime Scotty and Bjm were having a sauna,god its hot in here said Scotty,thats the idea said Bjm.I will need plenty of Stella when I get out said Bjm,only carrot juice said Scotty,still think how much good it is doing us.Bjm didnt look impressed.

While all this was going on Karl webbo and watch-this-space loco with cheeky monkey.were comparing notes.Do you think are disuises worked said Karl taking off his curly wig..of course it did they all reasured him..no one suspects we are undercover cops.. :evil: :dry:

carrot juice, carrot juice, exciaimed bjm, i dont need to see in the dark, ive still got these xray specs lady m gave me on that last planet we were on and if there is going to be more fightlng i need my stella,-

karl was congratulating himself for putting tony off the scent of the police, him being proper good at sniffing out the fuzz could have been trouble. Have faith said the other two he,s so tied up with the dominatrix from vice he,ll be busy for hours. Shame they never saw a little flash of red and lady m,s copper red barnet vanished back below the window sill. Hmmm she thought now how can i use this to advantage??? She decided a conflab with someone was in order but WHO could she talk to and trust. Oh flip me the game wont half be up if i dont move soon and saying so she ran off to look for....

The other ladies instead she bumped into Scotty coming round the corner,he was deep in conversation with a member of staff.He seemed to be having a disagreement,I dont know why you have to blame me and my friends we have not done anything wrong he said,I think you have a cheek it is not cheap to book here for a week.If we have to leave early I will be expecting a refund,we will not be cheated just what is it we have done...... :huh:

Before Scotty could give her a dressing down, and a piece of his mind...which he might need later.. Cus he had forgotten that he had booked in for two weeks..Karl came hurrying up. His curly wig firmly in place. Let me talk to her he said

Now look here young lady do you realise who I am.She looked at Karl and said no not really,are you someone important.Of course he is said Scotty this is the famous........:ohmy: :huh: :dry: :blink:

Godfather Don Karlorels Are you now she said running her fingers through his curly hair..I am called Goldie I am a hairdresser...Karl was only half lisening his mind was in a state of pure bliss ..Where do you come from she said. Why dont you take the lady to a quite spot and tell her all about yourself said scotty poking him.hard :huh: :huh: :dry: