Let's write a story

he was in the gym working out what to do first,for he had noticed a member of the opposite sex doing press- ups :dry:

He spotted the ladies in tight shorts & quicker than a rat up a drainpipe he booked in an hit a massage table said lady m. Then she and ducky tottered of in the general direction of some very hot lifeguards by the pool. I get a sudden urge to swim said suzan an i spotted em first so get in line you two. They were all giggling and heading for the changing rooms when a loud pain filled yell came from the main building...

Coming from the main Gym..Tony was holding his groin area ( none too firmly)...with a tear in the corner of his eye he asked a passing instructor...
Excuse me young lady ,Ive just dropped a 5 kilo weight on my nether region ...and now need a massage...Are you a qualified hand-on slut-monkey xxxx:ohmy:

SHE PROMPTLY SLAPPED HIM VERY HARD AND SAID NO YOU BAD BOY IM A QUALIFIED BITCH AND DOMINATRIX NOW ON YOUR KNEES. Everyone shrugged and said oh well tonys happy as he crawled after the young lady wincing all the while with a filthy grin on his face. Lady M ducky and suzan were enjoing the water nicely and her Maj poshpaws was being waited on by a handsome pool attendant that was feeding her bollinger from a crystal glass. (lemonade really but her maj had to keep up apprearances you know) Scotty, karl, bjm and all the other chaps decided food was in order and so went to change and have a large much needed meal...

In the meantime Scotty and Bjm were having a sauna,god its hot in here said Scotty,thats the idea said Bjm.I will need plenty of Stella when I get out said Bjm,only carrot juice said Scotty,still think how much good it is doing us.Bjm didnt look impressed.

While all this was going on Karl webbo and watch-this-space loco with cheeky monkey.were comparing notes.Do you think are disuises worked said Karl taking off his curly wig..of course it did they all reasured him..no one suspects we are undercover cops.. :evil: :dry: