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Oh it's ok for you lot stood up there we are fighting for our lives down here said Lady Mag. This big fat toad wants to eat us.Hold on said Bjm and Webbo, they started to bomb the toad throwing cans of Stella at him.Hey said Karl stop throwing away my booze.The big fat toad was now sat back enjoying a can of Karl's lager,quick said Scotty climb up this rope while he is........:lol: :lol:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/29 17:20

getting plasterd,and bring back some of those cans said bjm.webbo and scotty helped the gracious ladies back up, while Karl took charge as usual, right we have ten minutes to get to the area where we are getting picked up i do hope it is not late as yhere is nothing worse than a drunken toad

I will take the lead said Bubbles with Karl close behind hanging on her every word,Karl seems quite taken with Bubbles said Scotty, yes said Ducky all the men seem to be under her spell,well I am not said Scotty look through these magic glasses and you will see what she is really like.Ducky peered through the glasses and gasped with shock,look at this Lady Mag said Ducky you wont believe this.........:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

It is a devil in disquise,you are right said lady Mag passing the glasses to suzan ,the little imp she said, trying to pass her self of as a little sweetie.The proplem is said suzan, How are we going to convince the men s.:dry: :dry:

God knows said lady m. You know what they say about beer goggles? I,ll sneak bjm away from the other two and show him ok? I I reckon he is the least drunk. Though not from the want of trying! Lady M slowely sidles up and says \&quot;PSSSSST\&quot; What said bjm:blink: Come here said lady M iv got some vodka in my bag. Blimey i,ll have some of that said bjm. They swiftly sidled away and promptly consumed half the bottle each. Iv got xray specs said Lady M fancy a look at bubbles thong said lady n. NOT ARRF said bjm but as son as he saw the imp he sobered up in a flash and went to warn the others. Especially Karl who was by now playing tonsil hockey with the vile thing......:blush:

Karl was shocked to say the least,none of you had better tell anybody at my local about this Bubbles(big slimey lizard)I would never live it down.Now said Scotty because you tried to hoodwink us I dont know if we will be able to help you Bubbles.What do you think folks shall we still help Bubbles to save her planet........ :whistle:

give everyone some of that vodka said bjm, she will look just fine, they always do when you are drunk, but he kept the x ray specs hidden, they will be real handy later on when they are all asleep and he can have a good look at Lady m,s big

book of magic spells.Not alot of people knew but Lady Mag was a witch,she had been at the Hogwarts school for witches when she was a school girl.She could read Bjm's mind(oh boy was it a dirty mind).I will soon put a stop to his little game said Lady Mag,she pulled out her wand said the magic words and poor Bjm was turned into a ...............:ohmy: :huh: :blink: :blink:

A small book of the best boozers in the land,The only trouble was karl scotty and webbo had also disapeared. Oh devil take it said lady M, thank you said the devil snatching it out of her hands. Quick said suzan she has gone off with our boss and his henchmen :dry: :dry:

Oh darn it sighed Lady M. What in gods green earth is happening to everyone? Talk about getting more than you bargainned for Edna!! \&quot;Oh dear I,v heard that tone of voice before Madge\&quot; I know i know said madge. Incidently how much longer do you think the pupils will believe that old joker has acualy gone on holiday? How would you suggest we go about teling them that said Edna. Actually before you do the usual you can tell them madge you are going to be the new defense against the dark arts teacher! Yea i suppose id better explain it was truly a mistake. More like a monumental balls up chuckled Big Edna. Still giggling she pottered of to her nephew Hagrids cottage near the forest. He did a great line in retrieval from imps/devils etc. If you need advice follow the pub trail madge. Ok thanks! Away in their separate direction they went leaving brooms and belongings spread here and thereabouts......

By now Scotty Karl and Webbo were getting quite concerned,first they did not know where they were,second where the hell was Bjm.Just as they had decided they was no hope a young witch appeared,Oh its Cheeky said Webbo thank goodness you found us,its ok said Cheeky I have some floo powder we can get back using that.Karl did not look happy,did she say flea powder, I do not have an insect problem,Scott and Webbo fell about laughing,oh do come on said Cheeky we need to get back and sort out Bjm.She covered them with the floo powder called out Hogwarts and then..:ohmy: :huh: :dry: :S :blink: :whistle: .......<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/31 09:39

NOTHING happened!! Oh blast said cheeky i was afraid that might happen. What might happen said Karl getting more confused and where the hells bjm? Im afraid you better ask madge for explanations but as for this it appears the ministrys gone and found out madge made dumbldore vanish by mistake and either he cant get back or he,s having fun watching the new dark arts teacher struggle. Oh god no said king karl. Oh yes grinned scotty it would appear madge got a new job. But ANYWAY! said karl why cant we get back? Oh said cheeky they,ve stopped all floo passaging in and out till the old boys found i expect. Hold your noses again she said HAGRIDS!! and out they all fell from hagrids fireplace straight on top of...