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Oh it's ok for you lot stood up there we are fighting for our lives down here said Lady Mag. This big fat toad wants to eat us.Hold on said Bjm and Webbo, they started to bomb the toad throwing cans of Stella at him.Hey said Karl stop throwing away my booze.The big fat toad was now sat back enjoying a can of Karl's lager,quick said Scotty climb up this rope while he is........:lol: :lol:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/07/29 17:20

getting plasterd,and bring back some of those cans said bjm.webbo and scotty helped the gracious ladies back up, while Karl took charge as usual, right we have ten minutes to get to the area where we are getting picked up i do hope it is not late as yhere is nothing worse than a drunken toad

I will take the lead said Bubbles with Karl close behind hanging on her every word,Karl seems quite taken with Bubbles said Scotty, yes said Ducky all the men seem to be under her spell,well I am not said Scotty look through these magic glasses and you will see what she is really like.Ducky peered through the glasses and gasped with shock,look at this Lady Mag said Ducky you wont believe this.........:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

It is a devil in disquise,you are right said lady Mag passing the glasses to suzan ,the little imp she said, trying to pass her self of as a little sweetie.The proplem is said suzan, How are we going to convince the men s.:dry: :dry:

God knows said lady m. You know what they say about beer goggles? I,ll sneak bjm away from the other two and show him ok? I I reckon he is the least drunk. Though not from the want of trying! Lady M slowely sidles up and says \&quot;PSSSSST\&quot; What said bjm:blink: Come here said lady M iv got some vodka in my bag. Blimey i,ll have some of that said bjm. They swiftly sidled away and promptly consumed half the bottle each. Iv got xray specs said Lady M fancy a look at bubbles thong said lady n. NOT ARRF said bjm but as son as he saw the imp he sobered up in a flash and went to warn the others. Especially Karl who was by now playing tonsil hockey with the vile thing......:blush:

Karl was shocked to say the least,none of you had better tell anybody at my local about this Bubbles(big slimey lizard)I would never live it down.Now said Scotty because you tried to hoodwink us I dont know if we will be able to help you Bubbles.What do you think folks shall we still help Bubbles to save her planet........ :whistle: