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On the road towards the highlands all was quiet,Scotty had confiscated the bagpipes,Ducky was told she could sing but only at a whisper.Karl was just nodding off in the back of the van using Suzan's lap as a pillow when all at once.......:ohmy:

Ok..thats it..said Tony....Im getting my Cock out...Ducky feinted,Suzan giggled and Scott muttered something about old perv...Lady M just sat opened mouthed and a glint in the eye.....
I did warn you it might come to this...My Cock must be exposed........at that he leant forward..opened the box behind Karl..and got a Rhode Island Red out...It need fresh air...he said.....
Thank goodness for that said Suzan....Its got a nice head on it......Just like my manhood replied Tony with a smile xxxx;) :whistle: :blink:

Scotty was fanning Ducky as she was slowly recovering,have I missed anything she said, no only Tony's cockerel,thank god for small mercies said Cat.I'll have you know I have won prizes with my cockeral,if he does'nt stop making that awful racket he will be in the pot with dumplings said Bobby, she was trying to drive with the creature sat on her shoulder.Dont tell me said Karl, the bloody chicken is a special agent in disguise..........:blink: :blink:

Really said cat looking decidedly suspicious. My ma told me beware of dead wierd birds cos they aare usually trouble and any bird travelling with goldmember is surely a dirty ol bird!!:lol:

i better check he aint got head lice Cat muttered....

:blink: The motley crew had arrived at their destination,right said Scotty everybody out.Is this where we are going to stay said Ducky looking at the very dilapidated old cottage,well its cosy said Suzan there is a lovely big fire burning in the grate.I just saw a ........:ohmy: :blink: