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There was a loud banging on the cottage door,Ducky opened it to see a large red headed man in a kilt, Scotty noticed he had a Claymore in his hand,where,s the battle Karl asked him(his name was MacDougall) he was related to the flour people.Was he one of the flour graders said Suzan,I am going to ask if .......:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :whistle: :huh:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/09/06 15:30

if he is a self-raising agent grinned Cat.......i am going to ask him if he knows how to toss the caber said Bobby....better you tell him to sling his hook said posh....ducky with confidence quickly grabbed the bottle and slammed the door shut...dont want to look a gift horse in the face she said.......<br><br>Post edited by: suzan, at: 2008/09/07 10:52

So off went Ducky into the night with her MacDougall,the rest of the gang could not believe she had left them,dont worry said Scotty she will be back in the morning.When morning dawned they found a ransom note,stuck to the front door with a dagger oh lor said Suzan look .............:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

It says help my friends.. you can take your time as am having some fun at the momment The Macdougall Clan have asked for 50 thousand pounds ransom monny.. they said they would settle for twenty quid( dam cheek )funny that offer was made after I told Them I was related to clans all over the world and was tryig to tell them the names.. love ducky

Hang on said Bobby this is a trick, Ducky will be in no danger,they are trying to hoodwink us.While we are searching for Ducky they will be getting the secret recipe for Hamish's haggis from the factory.Well we must split our..........:blink: :blink: :blink: :huh:

split our minds and do a double take of this situation.......im getting double vision said suzan.....make mine a double said karl to bjm holding out two glasses for refill........two wrongs do not make a right said Dab who had crept in unseen (he of course 2 dabhand at everything).....ive got a double magnum said posh maybe wwe can use this to fire a few shots at them.........tony and scotty were quiet...they .....

Had come up with a plan to stake out the factory,but would need some help.I know some real tough fellows from the MacManic clan said Bjm,can you get in contact with them said Scotty.I will send a message with Mad Maginty he is living just down the........:woohoo: :huh: :blink:

Suddenly there was a commotion outside.There stood ducky with a waggon full of booze and food..what happend they said, we thought you had been kidnaped what's in the bag..I was she said but the chief and all the towns people suddenly decided to club together and gave me fifty thousand pounds and this waggon, they said they where sorry. about kidnaping me.. but what I dont understand is when they where waving me of,there was talk about throw a big party and they swore to be more carfull about who they kidnaped in the furture. I told them I would go after the party cus I was still telling them my clans names .:huh: :dry:

Well now Ducky is back we must stop them from stealing the secret recipe said Bobby.Bjm had arrived with the heavy mob and they really did look terrifying,never fear said Tony nobody will get past them lot.Meanwhile down at the whiskey distillery..........:ohmy: :blink:

Cat was on her back.... VERY drunk as she had sslipped away unseen. Oh crap said webbo what the hell can we do with her in that state. Tony for once was a gentleman as he liked ladies able to choose and carried her upstairs and asked suzan to sober her up. Oi!! bog off she shouted it took ages to get in this state!!! Shut up you silly mare said tony and dropped her very unceremoniously on the sofa. Every one else waited upon his return but they then found scouse and bjm drunk too. Oh crap said the rest lets get stuck in. If you cant beat em,.....:evil:

Now just a minute said Bobby we are on a case here,Scotty shove Cat Bjm and Scouse under the cold shower,Tony and the rest of you follow me.Poor old Scotty was left to try and manhandle the happy drinkers into the shower Cat was being very naughty she wanted........:ohmy: :ohmy: :evil: :evil: :blink: :blink:

to run naked over the glen!! but scotty pinned her firmly down and told her to behave. OOOOOO scotty said lady m you manly fing yoo. Oh crap said scotty she,s off on one. TONY!!!!! Tony leapt to attention only to laugh and say mate you got yer hands full and leg it saying last time i dealt with her like that i was tied up for days. Scouse raised a wet drunk head then say ing tied up? days? where lemme at em....