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There was a loud banging on the cottage door,Ducky opened it to see a large red headed man in a kilt, Scotty noticed he had a Claymore in his hand,where,s the battle Karl asked him(his name was MacDougall) he was related to the flour people.Was he one of the flour graders said Suzan,I am going to ask if .......:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :whistle: :huh:<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/09/06 15:30

if he is a self-raising agent grinned Cat.......i am going to ask him if he knows how to toss the caber said Bobby....better you tell him to sling his hook said posh....ducky with confidence quickly grabbed the bottle and slammed the door shut...dont want to look a gift horse in the face she said.......<br><br>Post edited by: suzan, at: 2008/09/07 10:52

So off went Ducky into the night with her MacDougall,the rest of the gang could not believe she had left them,dont worry said Scotty she will be back in the morning.When morning dawned they found a ransom note,stuck to the front door with a dagger oh lor said Suzan look .............:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink:

It says help my friends.. you can take your time as am having some fun at the momment The Macdougall Clan have asked for 50 thousand pounds ransom monny.. they said they would settle for twenty quid( dam cheek )funny that offer was made after I told Them I was related to clans all over the world and was tryig to tell them the names.. love ducky

Hang on said Bobby this is a trick, Ducky will be in no danger,they are trying to hoodwink us.While we are searching for Ducky they will be getting the secret recipe for Hamish's haggis from the factory.Well we must split our..........:blink: :blink: :blink: :huh:

split our minds and do a double take of this situation.......im getting double vision said suzan.....make mine a double said karl to bjm holding out two glasses for refill........two wrongs do not make a right said Dab who had crept in unseen (he of course 2 dabhand at everything).....ive got a double magnum said posh maybe wwe can use this to fire a few shots at them.........tony and scotty were quiet...they .....