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hey watch out said posh, im going to box your ears..:blink: ......scotty put the tv on, it didnt suit him...im watching cartoons...its the milky bar kid he said as karl found the carton of milk for the serial....im off to do excercises said suzan...ill join you said ducky as they nipped off to do the recycling.......and so the day began...

Things seemed to be getting back to normal,or was it just an illusion.Somewhere in the dark recess of time an evil force was stirring,it was targeting our little band what was it going.......:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink:

To do this time. It felt as though they had come full circle but something though stopped was not beaten and intended to take them on again. I for one said cat will not be sliding back into doing the paperround so quickly this time! Her life felt hollow an rang with memorys of fairgrounds and flying and odd men... most of them felt it too this odd sense of something not right on the undersurface of their normality. C,mon slurred posh HIC have some bolly an f,get all that stuff it,s a nice quiet place ere HIC so lets chill out!! Still everyone remained on their guard untill one night everyone was round suzans all with stella in hand watching eastenders when there was a loud thumping on the door... Everyone loked at eachother... not for me slurred bjm i aint got no mates part from you lot! Me neither chimed in cat quite happily so did the rest after a minute. Well who is it then said scotty suddenly alert.....

Im sorry Miss,but you cant leave that there..said the Inter-Galactic Law Enforcement Officer...Its a restricted zone and only The Pope and Elton John can leave things unattended..
Im not having that..said Posh...I know Elton John on a nodding basis and this is his vehicle..
Tell it to the marines...was the curt response..
Hic...which regiment would you wish me to tell....You cretin...you gobsh..e ..... you poor excuse for a Policeman......<br><br>Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2008/09/13 15:07

Scotty dashed foward but was too late Posh had been carted off for being disrespectful.Oh lor that's torn it said Tony now we will have to go and get her back before they.......:ohmy: :ohmy:

Sell her off to the Inter-Galactic White Slave Trade..She would fetch 50000 Diffles on Alto Begrudgeon....Quick get me my Girth-Warbler and dont forget the Wambam-Doit xxxx

What about the finneous snatchetgraba said cat iv heard they changed the secret police to women in order to confuse tony. (last time he was so annoyed at a round trip with no women he persuaded the police to stop at a whoarehouse and left them there 5 days laters passed out and without the secret documents) HA shouted tony this will be new then yes grab it girl. What bout the rest of us said ducky. Saddle up everyone thats our queen!!! With a roar of papers in the breeze the place was empty and the friends left for...

Women police then ehhh ??? said Tony....in that case we must consider safe-sex...knit me some condoms Ducky and this time put some colour in them.I didnt think much of those dayglo Orange ones,they made my manhood look like a Ffifes Banana..
Ok all aboard..we will be leaving in 7.9 milo seconds...Raise the Titanium Shield...Put Thrusters on Standby....Fasten seatbelts in the Semi Recline Position....Ingnite the Warp Factor Vibrators ( should keep Cat quiet )......Pull in The Washing....

Right said Scotty this is a serious mission,we must get Posh back in one piece.Who is going to do the ironing said Suzan I am running out of undies,have you any to spare Ducky.Well said Tony why dont you both.....:ohmy: :silly:

Go commando.......Suzan went white with shock...Im in no state to overpower a big man and put my lags astride him.......she went quiet....
And...said Bobby....And....Go on continue...
Hang on ..said Suzan...let me hold on to that thought for a while

Get serious people Karl said as he passed by a can of stella in both hands.I will do the flaming ironing said Scotty pass it all over here.You are a really...... :blink: :blink: :blink: :whistle:

Getting me pi..ed off...Im always the one who picks up the pieces...Always the one who does the dirty work..Whilst Cat and Tony have all the fun....
Fun, ....Fun...in the name of sanity ..What Fun?? Do you think I enjoy spending hour upon hour making love to lovely women...pushing their erotic buttons...taking naked showers with them....getting every part of my body licked......said Tony..
Here...put this dayglo Orange knitted condom on..See how you feel looking like a Banana ....xxxx:(