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i think incognito is latin for get the car in gear pronto, whispered Ducky I will ask Karl he will know :blink: :huh:

Thank god we have an intelligent person on this mission said Dorrie thank you Ducky , as she went to put her case in the car,Karl was just about to ........:ohmy:

open the case...wat ya doing said cat.as karl opened the case and started draping the natty clothes over the car.........im dressing the car in dorries gear replied karl..........<br><br>Post edited by: suzan, at: 2008/09/19 17:35

What...fishnet stockings...black silk skirt...red tight fitting jumper...Is it a French car by any chance or are you just wishful thinking.
At that moment an ugly looking Old Welshman stumbled across their paths...just spouting vague English obscenities for which he was too thick to understand their meanings......He walked a little further and crawled under a rock....
Everyone looked dumbfounded..Then Scotty broke the silence with.....Must be a local xxxx;) :whistle: :lol:

Come on now folks said Scotty we have got to go,which fool put Dorrie's clothes all over the car.Dont look at me said Ducky, I asked Karl the meaning of incognito then he started doing this.That's it said Tony our great leader has finally lost the plot.Bjm came out carrying a crate of Stella,he will be all...........<br><br>Post edited by: Scotty, at: 2008/09/20 09:06

geared up and in top condition when he has been tanked up said bjm shoving cans of stella in to karls hands.. I hope there is some for me as I am also running low on fual yawned Scouse.Two full tanks are better than one quoted all the ladies as they pilied into the car decorated in allsorts of clothing by the men to save space inside.. Tally ho here we go <br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/20 20:51

They arrived at their chartered plane,Ducky was a bit put out to see who the pilot was,there was Bjm all dressed in the uniform ,peaked cap and all.I did'nt know you had a pilot's licence said Suzan,dont worry said Bjm you will be as safe as houses flying with me.They all boarded the plane Ducky still looking very concerned I am not very ..........:ohmy: :blink:

good at flying..you dont need to worry about that replied Tony with a grin, you are going by plane..Ducky glared at him.. If you start to feel sick just hang your head out of the window giggled Suzan.If it makes you feel any safer said Cat laughing, I have brought along some Duck tape for you just in case your seat belt dont work. :huh: :blink: :blink:

Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/21 17:10<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/21 19:51

I want you to think odf this..Not as just a means of getting from A to B...Thats if we are going to B today....
But more an out-of-body experiance..where you can close your eyes and feel the force....and give in to whatever thoughts you might wish to fulfill...Think of me as more your therapist than as a common pilot..,..
Ok everyone..welcome aboard this 797 ...we shall be travelling at an average speed of 989 mph and at a height of 60000feet...Your entertainment will be a juggler and a magician..feel free to remove your clothing xxxx :whistle: :side:

That is enough of that nonsense said Bobby who had just returned from H.Q. I need to speak to you in private she said to Tony...........:whistle: :whistle:

Privately it is...said Tony....as they walked into the vacant compartment Tony was removing his shoes and socks..then trousers.....
For goodness sake..what are you doing,said Bobby...
You said the code word Privately...meaning you want me to make passionate love to you..said Tony...or was that Dorrie...or Suzan...or Ducky.....or Scotty....No it cant be Scotty,he likes me to keep my shoes on...

So where's Posh??