Let's write a story

I will pass on that thank you very much,I am saving myself(not sure what for).Now we must make a plan of action,how do you think is the best way to approach this problem.Well said Tony I think we should...:ohmy:

break into Posh's cellar and break out the lat crate f her favourite Bolinger, then we can

cancan.....

I dont think Posh would be very pleased if you polished off her favourite tipple.I have finished the ironing by the way said Scotty,here are your smalls Suzan.All of a sudden there was a .......:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :whistle:

a loud argument going on at the front door.Ducky was protesting loudly to the tax inspectors that she was not running a cottage industry and it was not her fault if sombody had sheared all the farmers sheep, My God said Karl how many condoms did you tell her to knit Tony :huh: :laugh:

Well, you cant have too much safe sex....and if it comes in pure new wool....It should keep the chill out as well....said a confused Tony..
They are only made for a one-use ...otherwise they stretch like mad....did you have a knitted swimsuit????

Then the door flew open and a loud cvoice said....
































So which of you ar$oles snitched on the fact that I didn't pay tax on that last crate???? :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

That's the last time I accept a GIFT from Elton!!<br><br>Post edited by: Posh, at: 2008/09/15 22:03

It all got too much for Scotty who retired to bed with a bad head,I am worn out after all that ironing.Never mind said Ducky I will make you a nice cup of tea,Suzan has done some baking so you can have a butterfly bun,I know they are your favourites.He was just settling down when there was an almighty bang and everything started to...........:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :blink: :blink:

To all go Potty Sit down and relaxs with a glass of champers.we are having casserole for dinner said Bobby, off you go Cat Suzan and Ducky. Somethink has been bugging me stated Scouse .what are you talking about the rest of the group asked..Every time the three of them cook a meal things start to happen, Are you saying there putting somthink in the food demanded cheeky. What ever it is I like it said Posh HIC. In the kitchen the cooks where busy ..Do we have any more of the wild mushrooms we found in the woods near Scotty.s cottage asked Cat. There are a few left replied Suzan,they make the meals tast out of this world. yes that's why are cooking is popular beamed Ducky :blink: :huh: :dry: :woohoo:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/16 14:24

Stop you lot dont eat that food,we have just received a message from the foreign office.We have to leave now so get packing we have a plane chartered.Oh bother said Ducky where to now...........:ohmy: :blink: :blink:

Now where did I put me passport with the black and white photo of me..What about the cassarole it took us ages to cook the dam thing uttered Suzan with a stamp of her feet. We can put it in those flask thinks that keep food warm Cat said feelng like Suzan and Ducky that they had worked there socks off..We dont have time for that anounced Bobby What about are clothes cheeky asked.. Sod the clothes what about me champers demanded Posh &gt;HIC&gt; where I go it go's.. All this is foriegn to me declared Dorrie who had joined them..:blink: :blink:

Let us just get to the dam plane in time for take off said Scotty,you have 30mins to get your stuff together.He walked over to Dorrie and whispered in her ear(dont forget you are incognito)Dorrie looked very vague, she walked over to Ducky to see if she knew what the word meant.I think it.........:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :dry: :huh: