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A bit worried about that! The last few times we had reinforcements they were either green or mad scotsmen. Personally the ladies seem to end up in too much danger i think said tony looking tired. Speak for yourself said bobby i do ok but cat and ducky seem to court it or at least the men that bring it. Whats that said cat smiling innocently whilst waving one handed at the petrol pump guy in overals with bulging muscles. Ducky was sidling over there too so cat made a dash for it and they collided and fell in a heap at his suprised feet. He shrugged and walked off with a smug suzan.....

While they where dusting them selfs off.. Susan was under the bonnet of a car with Mr muscleman being told all about pitons,sparkplugs.crankshaft distrubiters. ect ect thinking .. :blush: :ohmy: :huh: :blink:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/26 20:32

Just then a white van drew up,oh good said Bobby here are our reinforcements,the driver of the van stepped out everyone turned to look,she was tall leggy and very blonde with the body of a super model.Here we go said Ducky just look at them, Tony karl and Bjm had turned into gibbering fools,she walked over to Scotty, hi Scotty long time no see.Huh said Tony trust him to already know her,the rest of the occupants of the van were climbing out,oh look said Cat........ :laugh: :whistle: :blush:

Drooling at the band of well muscled young men! Playtime girls!!! Off danced cat ducky cheeky suzan AND dorrie bobby oh and all the ladies and swiftly homed in on the lovely looking bunch. Oh god said scotty, i said reinforcements Tatiana not male strippers!! Oh dear i must have mixed up the orders. That means i left the hard men at a strip club! Come on lads she called but the only reply was a slamming of the nearest restroom door as they all had run inside and some muffled music started ddrifting out. We,ll never get them out of there said bjm looking peeved now what??

:blush: :blush: :blush: :whistle: Oh good lord:blush:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: said dorrie...

Posh and Ducky took a quick look and decided they needed a drink. Cheeks face was red. Cat was undoing her buttons as she was feeling hot. Bobby was fanning herself ,Suzan looked stunned and dorrie came over all faint.The song Do you think im sexy bellowed out :huh: :blink: :blink: :laugh:

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And all the lovely oily lads began to dance. CORRR said posh ducky you get the champers im pulling up a chair!! Cat positioned in the front row for maximum coverage said theres a case in the van!!! Ducky grabbed it and locked the door just as scotty came over shouting COME OUT we have a job to do ladies. I know said suzan through the key hole. We are checking thouroughly to see they are not spies ok? See you tommorow and she locked the door....:evil: :evil: :evil:

Can I borrow the silk stockings you brought for your lady Scotty asked Tony &gt;Sure he said giving him a funny look. are you going to try them on said Karl and bjm amused.No said Scotty crossly.I need a couple of ladders so we can climb up to thouse open windows I have just spotted .Thank god for small mercys said Scouse :huh: :blink: :whistle:

All is not lost the correct reinforcements have arrived said Scotty,may I present \&quot;The Heavy Gang\&quot;.........:ohmy: :blink: :dry:

COOR said the men Eyeing up the ladies all dressed in leather and chains. You have arrived in the nick of time ..We where wondering how to pass the time away untill morning :laugh: :blink: :blink:

WAHAY more burly men it,s turning out a good day here ladies. They were all too busy laughing to listen though. Poor scotty was stuck in the small window and suzan was tickling his fancy with a feather boa. Get off me woman he said sneezing. Ok he said finally making it down if you can beat em join em, and so saying he grabbed some champange and starting dancing with the strippers for all it was worth. GO ON SCOTTY!!! shouted the rather inebriated ladies. Silence fell much later and everyone staggerred out in the morning wearing the wrong clothes. The strippers handed back various undergarments and climbed back in the van yawning. The hard men walked out with cat ducky suzan and dorrie over their shoulders and slowely they all regrouped to take stock. Right wheres scotty gone said bobby? He,s a little tied up giggled suzan who went to let him out of the chains she left him in. Thanks he grinned and they all grabbed take out coffee and after extricationg tony from the arms of the blond van driver sat to plan the next move......

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