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Scotty had given up trying to get Cat to behave,she was last seen running naked over the heather with Tony in hot pursuit.Meanwhile back at the Haggis factory they caught the culprits redhanded.Right said Bobby job over you can all go home for some well earned leave,by the way where is Cat and Tony,I have absolutely no idea said Scotty as he went to pack his things.........:blink: :blink: :blink: :whistle:

i wonder where we will land up next said suzan..I dont care as long as I can bring my champers with me. posh <HICKD>. Cat staggered in through the door..Oh God she moaned I feel sick,no more booze for me I have learnt my lesson..I have heard all that before muttered Ducky holding her head over the toilet.we all say that untill the next time, Bobby can you run cold water into the sink so I can dunk her face in'it that will sober her up :woohoo: :evil: :huh:

Bobby promptly ran a cold sink and grabbing cat she bent her over and imersed hear entire head in the water. A very quick dunk soon brought her round. Then she groaned loudly and went rather red in embarrassement:blush: . What,s your problem said suzan dragging scouse over to a cold bath by one trouser leg. It,s not like running accross a glen naked is the worst thing you ever did she giggled. Cat was quickly dressing and saying nothing. Then suzan had a flash of comprehension and burst out laughing. Ok madam what tree fence post or other obstacle have you left tony tied to? Cat went practically purple then and muttered something unintelligable. At that point the door burst open and.....

In rushed Scotty,you better come quick I found Tony tied up,but he is surrounded by those cows with the big horns(Scotty does'nt like cows)they would'nt let me through to him.We had better hurry up he has no clothes on,it is freezing out there,he looks in a bad way.Who the hell tied him up said Bobby, if I find out there is going to be..........:ohmy: :ohmy:

While you are rescuing poor Tony,I will get a nice hot bath running with some Radoxs said Ducky trying not to laugh,I will help you giggled Suzan.OH LOR I hope Webbo manages take some photes for us to see. The thought of that sent both of them clapsing on the floor overcome with laghter.. :huh: :dry:

Scotty Bobby and the others went off to rescue Tony,however when they got to the place there was plenty of cows but no sign of Tony.Well said Bobby what do we do now,Tony has gone also he is naked and chilled to the bone,if anything bad happens to him heads will roll........... :blink: :blink: :huh: