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Only Ive got the odds for the runners of the 3.00 pm at Sandown Park......Leg of Lamb is Joint favourite.....Dusty Carpet will take some beating....Bookie in the Field is an outside bet .....

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Only Ive got the odds for the runners of the 3.00 pm at Sandown Park......Leg of Lamb is Joint favourite.....Dusty Carpet will take some beating....Bookie in the Field is an outside bet .....

while Tony was picking out the runners ducky stared to laugh..why are you laughing said Karl ..eerrum she said blushing I know a dirty version of a horse race. I think I know the one you are on about said Cat and Suzan..Really said bjm and Scouse all ears,What is it..Never mind what is is said Bobby coming to Duckys rescue..We have trouble brewing.. spoil sport said cheeky, Webbo and Scotty. My glass is empty and I need a refill so ducky Stagger back to the cottage wth me, I might not have heard that one said posh &gt;hic&gt; :blush: :ohmy: :dry: :laugh:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/05 19:42

We have a meeting tomorrow with the local's said Bobby,whats it all about said Scotty,dont know all the details, but it has something to do with haggis and other scottish novelties.I have never had any haggis said Ducky,well your in for a treat said Cat,you can invite your Romany friend to eat with us,what we having said Bjm,why haggis of course.(Cat thought Ducky's dark haired toy boy was quite a dish too).Well ok said Ducky but.............:blink: :blink: :whistle:

Sticking with bjm on this as he is a native of Scotland and he will keep me right on this food.Och dont worry your pretty little head lassie,just go for it,just mash up your neeps and tatties all together and spoon in your whiskey,anyone who dosent like their whiskey pass it over here said bjm, and turning to the rest of the gang said ok lets get this party started----

They all ate their haggis,it is an acquired taste I think said Scotty,oh I agree said Suzan. Ducky did'nt comment she was too busy watching Cat who was making a move on her fella...... :S :S

Unbeknown to the rest of the gang.Ducky had already told Cat that the dark haired good looking man was older than he looked and proberly had platic surgery,he thought he was gods gift to woman. She had been one of the few females who had not falling straight into his arms and that was one of the reasons why he was still fascinated with her.Cat laughted and said lets both have a bit of fun and string him along togeather :evil: :whistle: