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....rolling their heads they looked high and low...up mountains and over glen..........exhausted and dizzy they made their weary way back to base camp....

......only to see ducky and suzan linking arms and skipping off into the distance with a very clean and shiny tony.......the sweet smell of perfume wafting behind them..............blimey...never seen tony looking so scrubbed said karl......as they rushed to catch up

those old cows...well they knew there way around...showed me a thing or two....tony told them.....come with me.....we are all going to the fun-fair.......

Scotty said oh goody I love the fair,you better behave yourself Ducky he said, no gallivanting with the men,oh dont be such a spoilsport said Cat I remember when I..............:ohmy: :blink: :blink: :blink: :huh: :dry:

A few hours later, the alarm clock rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings and rings:woohoo: every one wakes up in Ducky's living room the whole story was just a big dream:pinch: as we all got too drunk at duckys birthday party.:silly:

Now who is going to cook breakfast? :dry:

Poor ducky was looking rather bewilded.she could not remember throwing a party for her birthday.it was the wrong date and month.She glared around at her friends WHOS bright Idea was this SCREECH look at the mess my wee house is in.I want this place cleaned up PRONTO.The thought of a fried breakfast sent her racing to the bathroom. Hu wat hapend said Suzan,Me head moan.d Cat,I feel sick whispered Cheeky,what you doing cuddling me leg said Posh to Tony,Get of us Bobby will you said Bjm and Scouse.Karl what are doing on top of the piano and why Dos Webbo look as if he is playing the piano with his head said scotty with a pale face.:sick: :evil: :huh: :laugh: :kiss:<br><br>Post edited by: ducky, at: 2008/09/12 21:04

Cat was nearly falling for this whole thing when scotty repeated a sentance and the same cat jumped from his knee to the floor... Oh god no she whispered to herself quietly... Tony looking very warily up ay here What he whispered. Move it you silly people we have been put back into the matrix to die just like all these other batterys!...................:ohmy: :ohmy:

Cat called Scotty and Tony into the kitchen,have you figured out what is going on she said to them.Someone is messing with our minds said Scotty,is that what you mean.......:blink: :blink: :blink: :huh: :S :S :S