Dilemma

I would go for option 7:

Put on my sexiest skimpy nightie and go knickerless and bare footed, with a bottle of ice cold Zinfandel, round next door, knock politely and ask if I can join in.

I would write a polite letter and post it and watch everytime they go out and bump into me and see their faces go crimson!! :laugh:

Dongledave wrote: I would go for option 7:

Put on my sexiest skimpy nightie and go knickerless and bare footed, with a bottle of ice cold Zinfandel, round next door, knock politely and ask if I can join in.

Like your thinking :woohoo:

Here is one that really happened. You have found your perfect flat, move in
start making it your own, all is well, first night there you decide to have an early shower and dive into bed, snuggling down you are just nodding off when there is this horrible noise it sounds like a cat being strangled.This guy downstairs plays the Bagpipes verly loudly and very badly.

Do you
1. Go downstairs knock on his door, slap him with a haggis (frozen)of course
2 Turn your sixties music up really loud, drown it out
3 Invest in some top of the range Ear Plugs
4 Employ a hunky body builder to put the frighteners on him
5 Put your flat back on the market
6 Tell him you will shove them where the sun dont shine
7 Buy a drum kit

Or something else

This reminded me of the work do's I used to go too! Took me down memory lane! I would choose number 6, and why:-

I like to put on my dressing up clothing seeing as I don't do it much in the year and do my make up and hair. When I was working I did get 'off my face!' drunk at the xmas parties, it was a time to let our hair down and celebrate how hard we worked.

Here's another one.
You are a young man just moved into your first flat, downstairs is a busty lady
well past her sell by date, she's always waylaying you on your way in and out.

Do you
1 Oblige it's good practice
2 Get a friend to pretend your gay
3 Tell her to go away in a nice manner
4 Report her to the police for harassment
5 Phone your mum and shout help
6 Move home
Or have you got one of your own.