New Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little Lamb,
She kept it in a Bucket,
Every Time the lamb got out,
The Bulldog tried to ---- it

Jack n Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pale of water,
Jill came down with half a crown,
For doing what she didnt orta..

brillant tony .......


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Hickory Dickory Dock,
The washings shrunk my Sock,
My whites gone Blue,
Im going to Sue,
Hope the court dont Mock....