Your having a laugh.

Arthur Harley,inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorbike died and went to heaven....
At the Pearly Gates St. Peter told him that in view of his status he could hang out with whoever he liked..Arthur chose God..
Being at Gods side....God turned and said..not that wonderful an invention..a vehicle that needs to drive on a road..
After much thought,Arthur turned to God and said...Im non too sure about Your Women invention..They are flawed..
In what way are they flawed said God..
Well..said Arthur...
1...They Make too much noise..
2...Their Exhaust manifold is too close to their intake...
3..They cost too much to upkeep..
4..Once they get going ,they are impossible to Stop..

God turned to his God-computor and admitted there was a flaw....However..said God...more men are riding my invention than Yours xxxx :whistle:

Harley got to the Pearly Gates and st Peter said to him, \"sorry Mate but you can't come in here\". \"Why not?\" said harley. \"Because\", said St Peter, \"we already got motorbikes a plenty here, we don't want anymore of those noisy things\". \"But..\" protested Harly

Ain't ya heard of Moses' Triumphs??

My dear old dad...bless him...used to ride a...BSA Road Rocket xxxx;) :whistle:

A son asked his father what the differance was between the words..Theoretical and Reality...Well son he said..
Go and ask your Mother if she would sleep with the Milkman for £1 million ...he came back and said..Yes dad she said she would..
Now go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the coalman for £2 million ....Son returned with a positive..Yes...
Well,thats it my son..In theory we are sitting on £3 million......In Reality ,those two are a couple of Slappers xxxxx :whistle: :evil: :woohoo:

Very clever Tony I loved it:lol: :lol:

It was 8 pm and a man walks into GP surgery....
Doctor says....How can I help you ???
Man says.......I think Im a Moth..
Doctor ........Thats silly,a moth...What made you come in....
Man ...... I was attreacted by your Light xxxx;) :woohoo: :blink: