A Christmas Ditty

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2008/12/16 13:11

Oh laugh ye not for I am weak,
Pleasures of the flesh I often seek,
But rejection comes with a massive blow,
I should not put myself on show,

Christmas comes but once a year
I know we should be of good cheer
But what with the credit crunch
The rising cost of Christmas Lunch
I think this Year I'll give it a miss
Oh no cant miss my Christmas kiss(From Santa):kiss:

First it had the gravy on,
Then the brandy was set fire,
I cannot say I enjoyed it much,
As Im not a Christmas liar,
But something was nice in stockings,
Well filled and very well formed,
I had to put my glasses on,
Being a sex maniac I am reformed xxxxx;) :whistle:

Tony is reformed Hah:whistle:
Is the Pope Catholic:lol:

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