What the Papers say

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

John Travolta rang room service to ask for a hair dryer, the girls drew lots to see who would meet the famous stud.The choosen one knocked on the door, John answered wearing just a towel,the girl fainted.(What a waste)

What a waste is right...The hair dryer in question uses far too much electricity...thus increasing global waffling xxxx :whistle:

Not quite what I meant:whistle:

What else could it be...was the towel wet ?????

Only when he dropped it in the bath:woohoo: :woohoo:

Your obsessed with naked men xxxx :ohmy:

Who me.dont be silly:blink: :dry: I am a Grannie

So was Sex Mad Granny Clarkson xxxx :whistle:

Who the sodding hell was she!!!!!!:blink: :blink:

What you havent been to her web site... www.grannyclarksonlovesdick.co.uk xxxx:whistle:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

John Travolta rang room service to ask for a hair dryer, the girls drew lots to see who would meet the famous stud.The choosen one knocked on the door, John answered wearing just a towel,the girl fainted.(What a waste)

What a waste is right...The hair dryer in question uses far too much electricity...thus increasing global waffling xxxx :whistle:

Not quite what I meant:whistle:

What else could it be...was the towel wet ?????

Only when he dropped it in the bath:woohoo: :woohoo:

Your obsessed with naked men xxxx :ohmy:

Who me.dont be silly:blink: :dry: I am a Grannie

So was Sex Mad Granny Clarkson xxxx :whistle:

Who the sodding hell was she!!!!!!:blink: :blink:

What you havent been to her web site... www.grannyclarksonlovesdick.co.uk xxxx:whistle:

probly find out Dorrie it is a cooking class and it is spottydick she is on about making

ducky wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

John Travolta rang room service to ask for a hair dryer, the girls drew lots to see who would meet the famous stud.The choosen one knocked on the door, John answered wearing just a towel,the girl fainted.(What a waste)

What a waste is right...The hair dryer in question uses far too much electricity...thus increasing global waffling xxxx :whistle:

Not quite what I meant:whistle:

What else could it be...was the towel wet ?????

Only when he dropped it in the bath:woohoo: :woohoo:

Your obsessed with naked men xxxx :ohmy:

Who me.dont be silly:blink: :dry: I am a Grannie

So was Sex Mad Granny Clarkson xxxx :whistle:

Who the sodding hell was she!!!!!!:blink: :blink:

What you havent been to her web site... www.grannyclarksonlovesdick.co.uk xxxx:whistle:

probly find out Dorrie it is a cooking class and it is spottydick she is on about making

Oh...you know her Ducky xxxx :whistle:

Baby P has got justice at last, they have all been sacked, without any compensation.

Dorrie wrote:

Baby P has got justice at last, they have all been sacked, without any compensation.

And only taken about 9 months xxxx :ohmy:

I think they wanted to make sure they could not claim anything at all.Let's hope it never happens again:ohmy:

Dorrie wrote:

I think they wanted to make sure they could not claim anything at all.Let's hope it never happens again:ohmy:

Lets hope they lose their Civil servants pension xxxx :evil:

Gordon Brown says the country is well prepared against Swine Flu, so be afraid, be very afraid:blink:

Dorrie wrote:

Gordon Brown says the country is well prepared against Swine Flu, so be afraid, be very afraid:blink:

I phoned the Swine Flu helpline...All I got was Crackling xxxx :lol:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Gordon Brown says the country is well prepared against Swine Flu, so be afraid, be very afraid:blink:

I phoned the Swine Flu helpline...All I got was Crackling xxxx :lol:

The Mexicans got face masks, we got a leaflet(face masks are no good)they soon become contaminated.

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Gordon Brown says the country is well prepared against Swine Flu, so be afraid, be very afraid:blink:

I phoned the Swine Flu helpline...All I got was Crackling xxxx :lol:

The Mexicans got face masks, we got a leaflet(face masks are no good)they soon become contaminated.

like it Tony :laugh:
the trouble is many ppl will think they have it and will find out it is just ordianry flu

ducky wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

Gordon Brown says the country is well prepared against Swine Flu, so be afraid, be very afraid:blink:

I phoned the Swine Flu helpline...All I got was Crackling xxxx :lol:

The Mexicans got face masks, we got a leaflet(face masks are no good)they soon become contaminated.

like it Tony :laugh:
the trouble is many ppl will think they have it and will find out it is just ordianry flu

I ate at a Mexican Restnt after work about three Fridays ago...Wonder if Ive got it xxxx :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: