Poet's Corner

Friends

Friends always make you grin,
They never make you cry.
They're more like a twin,
They never ever lie.

Friends are always true,
My friends are my life,
They help when you're blue,
They're better than a wife!!

Well at least you can tell I didn't get it from the internet - it's too naff for that!!

CV

Arithmetic is a dubious skill
its sum can be devastation

Subtract opportunity from
ambition total with frustration.

There was an old man from Kent,
Who some claimed was quite bent.
He stole from big shops,
Then ran from the cops,
But to prison he was still sent!!

There was an old lady called Maggie,
who blouse was looking quite saggy,
where she'd hidden a bird,
which seemed too absurd,
it was frozen
and so was her top!

Grandma7 wrote: There was an old lady called Maggie,
who blouse was looking quite saggy,
where she'd hidden a bird,
which seemed too absurd,
it was frozen
and so was her top!

Awwwwwww I love it - so funny :laugh:

Just have to say is a true story, somebody I know was caught shop lifting with a frozen chicken and bag of potatoes under her jumper, most uncomfortable. lol xxx