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15 years 10 months ago #16882 by Dorrie
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Lets try it this way you must compose the whole ditty.
There was a young lady called Florrie
Who got a lift in a lorry
The driver was Dick
He drove very quick
Florrie was sorry she got in the lorry:P

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15 years 10 months ago #16901 by
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There was a young man Ben Sand,
Who carried his cock in his hand,
Where ever he would go,
He would stroke it I know,
Then the cock would crow in the Band xxxx ;) :whistle:

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15 years 10 months ago #16902 by
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Evelyn ate curry like that,
Farted and blamed the cat,
The cat got a smack,
Just gently on the back,
Evelyns farting blew off her hat xxxxx:) :unsure: :blink:

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15 years 10 months ago #16904 by ducky
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tonypark wrote:

Evelyn ate curry like that,
Farted and blamed the cat,
The cat got a smack,
Just gently on the back,
Evelyns farting blew off her hat xxxxx:) :unsure: :blink:

she must live in the windy city

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15 years 10 months ago #16911 by IckleKitty
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Tiss easy enough to be pleasant,
when life flows by like a song,
but the friend worthwhile,
is the one with a smile,
when everything goes dead wrong!

Kitty.

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15 years 10 months ago #16919 by Dorrie
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I employed a young builder called Andy.
Who decided he'd get a bit randy.
I sorted the sod
With my cattle prod
Now Andy's handy,but no longer randy:P

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