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Witty Ditty
15 years 10 months ago #16882
by Dorrie
Replied by Dorrie on topic Re:Witty Ditty
Lets try it this way you must compose the whole ditty.
There was a young lady called Florrie
Who got a lift in a lorry
The driver was Dick
He drove very quick
Florrie was sorry she got in the lorry:P
There was a young lady called Florrie
Who got a lift in a lorry
The driver was Dick
He drove very quick
Florrie was sorry she got in the lorry:P
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15 years 10 months ago #16901
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There was a young man Ben Sand,
Who carried his cock in his hand,
Where ever he would go,
He would stroke it I know,
Then the cock would crow in the Band xxxx :whistle:
Who carried his cock in his hand,
Where ever he would go,
He would stroke it I know,
Then the cock would crow in the Band xxxx :whistle:
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15 years 10 months ago #16902
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Evelyn ate curry like that,
Farted and blamed the cat,
The cat got a smack,
Just gently on the back,
Evelyns farting blew off her hat xxxxx:) :blink:
Farted and blamed the cat,
The cat got a smack,
Just gently on the back,
Evelyns farting blew off her hat xxxxx:) :blink:
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15 years 10 months ago #16904
by ducky
Replied by ducky on topic Re:Witty Ditty
tonypark wrote:
she must live in the windy cityEvelyn ate curry like that,
Farted and blamed the cat,
The cat got a smack,
Just gently on the back,
Evelyns farting blew off her hat xxxxx:) :blink:
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15 years 10 months ago #16911
by IckleKitty
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Tiss easy enough to be pleasant,
when life flows by like a song,
but the friend worthwhile,
is the one with a smile,
when everything goes dead wrong!
Kitty.
when life flows by like a song,
but the friend worthwhile,
is the one with a smile,
when everything goes dead wrong!
Kitty.
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15 years 10 months ago #16919
by Dorrie
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I employed a young builder called Andy.
Who decided he'd get a bit randy.
I sorted the sod
With my cattle prod
Now Andy's handy,but no longer randy:P
Who decided he'd get a bit randy.
I sorted the sod
With my cattle prod
Now Andy's handy,but no longer randy:P
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