Witty Ditty

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

AHHHHHHHHHH Mr Park it was'nt the Ditty ,it was the content that pricked your male ego:P :whistle:

No....let me draw your attention to the rhyming eliment of your Ditty...Now please sit down as this might be reviewed as critical suggestion...IT DOESNT RHYME xxxx lol;) :whistle:

Perhaps you would like to do something similar and show me where I am going wrong. :blink:

I shall try...but even with a lot of effort..I dont think I can Rhym that badly....Ive a perfect ear you see xxxx :whistle: :whistle:

There was a dear Lady in Time,
Who didnt know how to Rhym,
She tried very hard,
In front room anfd Yard,
But couldnt get the last bit right xxxx :whistle:

tonypark wrote:

There was a dear Lady in Time,
Who didnt know how to Rhym,
She tried very hard,
In front room anfd Yard,
But couldnt get the last bit right xxxx :whistle:

Ok clever dick,redo my effort and make it rhyme.I have throw down the gauntlet,lets see if you are man enough to pick it up:angry: :evil:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

There was a dear Lady in Time,
Who didnt know how to Rhym,
She tried very hard,
In front room anfd Yard,
But couldnt get the last bit right xxxx :whistle:

Ok clever dick,redo my effort and make it rhyme.I have throw down the gauntlet,lets see if you are man enough to pick it up:angry: :evil:

I shall give it due consideration...throw a few sugar lumps at it ...and improve it beyond recognition xxxx :whistle: Shelly Who ????

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

There was a dear Lady in Time,
Who didnt know how to Rhym,
She tried very hard,
In front room anfd Yard,
But couldnt get the last bit right xxxx :whistle:

Ok clever dick,redo my effort and make it rhyme.I have throw down the gauntlet,lets see if you are man enough to pick it up:angry: :evil:

I shall give it due consideration...throw a few sugar lumps at it ...and improve it beyond recognition xxxx :whistle: Shelly Who ????

We shall see,but remember I stand by the content,though the end was not good,so lets see what you can do with it.

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

There was a dear Lady in Time,
Who didnt know how to Rhym,
She tried very hard,
In front room anfd Yard,
But couldnt get the last bit right xxxx :whistle:

Ok clever dick,redo my effort and make it rhyme.I have throw down the gauntlet,lets see if you are man enough to pick it up:angry: :evil:

I shall give it due consideration...throw a few sugar lumps at it ...and improve it beyond recognition xxxx :whistle: Shelly Who ????

We shall see,but remember I stand by the content,though the end was not good,so lets see what you can do with it.

Stand by Your content if you so wish...all be it a muddled and sexist thing to stand by....and after Ive been Inspired I shall make efforts to Scan your Ditty xxxx :whistle: :silly:

Some married men of leisure,
Look for female pleasure,
But often they are taught,
One day they could get caught,
Their wife, innocent of blame,
Still feels so hurt and shame,
For this time shes been cheated,
Such behaviour cannot be repeated

The moral will transpire,
Married people play with fire xxxx

Yes well put

Dorrie wrote:

Yes well put

XXXXXX and hugs XXXXXX

the village plumber
he was here
he felt an awfull fool
he,d come eleven mile or more
and forgot to bring his tool :dry:

This is the tale of Gungerdin,
He knew so little of bodily sin,
Until that day in Mandrakesore,
He called by chance on a naked whore,
She tried to guide him to her flat,
But Gungerdin was gone like That xxxx

ducky wrote:

the village plumber
he was here
he felt an awfull fool
he,d come eleven mile or more
and forgot to bring his tool :dry:

Well done my friend:)