Witty Ditty

I have decided to be good
Act as old ladies should
I'll sit at the table
Wont swear at Aunt Mabel
And eat all my dinner and pud.

Being old before your time,
Is not good,its just a crime,
Stay as youthful as can be,
And others will always see,
That your will is hard and strong,
And your Spirit cant be wrong xxxx

Dear Bob I often think of you
If I have a leaking loo
Of tea you always had your fill
No discount on the sodding bill:(<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/02/10 17:22

The time it fades so fast,
Im mature they say at last,
But here inside my mind,
To age I am quite blind,
In thoughts Im just twenty five,
And feeling very much alive xxxx

i like this motorist,s pray ..didnt know where to put it so put it hear
o lord please grant that I may see
the day when petrol tax is free
when traffic lights are alwas green
and traffic jams are never seen
and wardens do not wait afar
to stick a ticket on my car

ducky wrote:

i like this motorist,s pray ..didnt know where to put it so put it hear
o lord please grant that I may see
the day when petrol tax is free
when traffic lights are alwas green
and traffic jams are never seen
and wardens do not wait afar
to stick a ticket on my car

Good one Dux xxx:lol:

Here I sit in the Park,
Sandwich dry and its almost dark,
Came in at least three hours ago,
In fact I dont remember snow,
Has memory gone in a flash,
Or did my hard drive just crash,
Im confused and lost all control,
Think Ill ask the Park Patrol,

tonypark wrote:

Here I sit in the Park,
Sandwich dry and its almost dark,
Came in at least three hours ago,
In fact I dont remember snow,
Has memory gone in a flash,
Or did my hard drive just crash,
Im confused and lost all control,
Think Ill ask the Park Patrol,

Poor Tony wandering around the park in the dark,with a limp sandwich.:lol: :lol: :whistle:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Here I sit in the Park,
Sandwich dry and its almost dark,
Came in at least three hours ago,
In fact I dont remember snow,
Has memory gone in a flash,
Or did my hard drive just crash,
Im confused and lost all control,
Think Ill ask the Park Patrol,

Poor Tony wandering around the park in the dark,with a limp sandwich.:lol: :lol: :whistle:

Hardly limp...when its dry..it goes stiff xxxx :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Here I sit in the Park,
Sandwich dry and its almost dark,
Came in at least three hours ago,
In fact I dont remember snow,
Has memory gone in a flash,
Or did my hard drive just crash,
Im confused and lost all control,
Think Ill ask the Park Patrol,

Poor Tony wandering around the park in the dark,with a limp sandwich.:lol: :lol: :whistle:

Hardly limp...when its dry..it goes stiff xxxx :ohmy:

It had started to rain, but you were too confused to notice:lol: :lol: :whistle:<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/02/11 18:25

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

Here I sit in the Park,
Sandwich dry and its almost dark,
Came in at least three hours ago,
In fact I dont remember snow,
Has memory gone in a flash,
Or did my hard drive just crash,
Im confused and lost all control,
Think Ill ask the Park Patrol,

Poor Tony wandering around the park in the dark,with a limp sandwich.:lol: :lol: :whistle:

Hardly limp...when its dry..it goes stiff xxxx :ohmy:

It had started to rain, but you were too confused to notice:lol: :lol: :whistle:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/02/11 18:25[/quote

Excuse me..but I would remember rain.....xxxx

I love to sit and dream
Things are never what they seem
I fell asleep in the park
Woke up in the dark
Now I dont know where I've been.(Ducky was there as well):lol: