Witty Ditty

Dorrie wrote:

tonypark wrote:

I did pass Ducky just the other day,
She was otherwise occupied I have to say,
Walking arm-in-arm with a strong young man,
He was looking fit with a healthy tan,
She stoked his thigh it must be told,
At the time I thought thats very bold,
Lost in lust I assume they felt,
In fact Ducky undid his belt xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

Good lord, the little minx:blush: :blush: :whistle:[/quote

My sentiments exactly xxxx :ohmy:

tonypark wrote:

I did pass Ducky just the other day,
She was otherwise occupied I have to say,
Walking arm-in-arm with a strong young man,
He was looking fit with a healthy tan,
She stoked his thigh it must be told,
At the time I thought thats very bold,
Lost in lust I assume they felt,
In fact Ducky undid his belt xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

the young man gave a lusty sigh
he thought his luck was in
but ducky only took his belt
to keep her knickers up :blush:

I'm sure you all know Mr.Park
He's always up for a lark
I never get the last word in
I dont think I will ever win
So Mr Park I do salute you
Sometimes I could bloody shoot you.:evil: :whistle:

ducky wrote:

tonypark wrote:

I did pass Ducky just the other day,
She was otherwise occupied I have to say,
Walking arm-in-arm with a strong young man,
He was looking fit with a healthy tan,
She stoked his thigh it must be told,
At the time I thought thats very bold,
Lost in lust I assume they felt,
In fact Ducky undid his belt xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

the young man gave a lusty sigh
he thought his luck was in
but ducky only took his belt
to keep her knickers up :blush:

Garter belt I hear you cry,
Its better than a rope,
Although the hooks are made of steel,
You dont look quite a dope,
He grabbed he there by the blouse,
Heated and in a passion,
Exposed her breasts for all to see,
Not quite the hight of fashion xxxx :lol:

tonypark wrote:

ducky wrote:

tonypark wrote:

I did pass Ducky just the other day,
She was otherwise occupied I have to say,
Walking arm-in-arm with a strong young man,
He was looking fit with a healthy tan,
She stoked his thigh it must be told,
At the time I thought thats very bold,
Lost in lust I assume they felt,
In fact Ducky undid his belt xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

the young man gave a lusty sigh
he thought his luck was in
but ducky only took his belt
to keep her knickers up :blush:

Garter belt I hear you cry,
Its better than a rope,
Although the hooks are made of steel,
You dont look quite a dope,
He grabbed he there by the blouse,
Heated and in a passion,
Exposed her breasts for all to see,
Not quite the hight of fashion xxxx :lol:

now the lassy she was lived
and knocked him to the floor
who do you think your messing with
im just a wee poor girl
it took me months to buy this blouse
from marks and spencer store
now I will have to go and buy
one from the market store :huh:

ducky wrote:

tonypark wrote:

ducky wrote:

tonypark wrote:

I did pass Ducky just the other day,
She was otherwise occupied I have to say,
Walking arm-in-arm with a strong young man,
He was looking fit with a healthy tan,
She stoked his thigh it must be told,
At the time I thought thats very bold,
Lost in lust I assume they felt,
In fact Ducky undid his belt xxxx :ohmy: :whistle:

the young man gave a lusty sigh
he thought his luck was in
but ducky only took his belt
to keep her knickers up :blush:

Oh stop your protests lady dear,
Come lay down on the grass,
For I am full of lusting loins,
And your fruits I shall not pass,
Your blouse is shredded,
With your breasts exposed,
How might I resist,
:whistle:



Garter belt I hear you cry,
Its better than a rope,
Although the hooks are made of steel,
You dont look quite a dope,
He grabbed he there by the blouse,
Heated and in a passion,
Exposed her breasts for all to see,
Not quite the hight of fashion xxxx :lol:

now the lassy she was lived
and knocked him to the floor
who do you think your messing with
im just a wee poor girl
it took me months to buy this blouse
from marks and spencer store
now I will have to go and buy
one from the market store :huh:

I am so pleased Ducky came home
Lets hope no more to roam
She did'nt say where she'd been
Or anything she had seen
She gave me a funny little smile
I'll ask her again in a while:)

Call me old fashioned but never quite a bore,
Ive been seated quietly here trying to judge the score,
Do men keep the upper hand and play close to the chest,
Or do women feel insecure and put us to the test,
I only ask cos all these games leave me in a muddle,
Women dressed up in all the gear tend to need a cuddle xxxxx

tonypark wrote:

Call me old fashioned but never quite a bore,
Ive been seated quietly here trying to judge the score,
Do men keep the upper hand and play close to the chest,
Or do women feel insecure and put us to the test,
I only ask cos all these games leave me in a muddle,
Women dressed up in all the gear tend to need a cuddle xxxxx

I'm afraid to admit it,but I think you are possibly right:whistle:

There was a young man called Franco,
Who went to war in a Tanko,
He thought he knew best,
Put Spaniards to the test,
And pronptly took over the Banko xxxx

There was a young man from Poole
He went to work with no tool
Poor lad got the sack
The girls knocked him back
A man with no tool is a fool:P

A young man stood in a football wall,
Afraid he might get hit in the ball,
The ball it was struck,
Young man did not duck,
Now he feels 4 feet tall xxxx