Witty Ditty

Uncle Bob was a rough old chap,
His trousers long and crumbs in lap,
When he ate it was like a vacs,
All sucked up and making tracks,
But when he drank with pinky out,
He didnt think he was a lout xxxx;)

Dorrie wrote:

I love to sit and dream
Things are never what they seem
I fell asleep in the park
Woke up in the dark
Now I dont know where I've been.(Ducky was there as well):lol:

blimy I seem to go everywhere with out me noticing
did we enjoy are selfs in the park :lol: :lol:

There was a young man called Roger,
Who had quite a sizeable todger,
He didnt know where,
To comb his long hair,
But his todger he put in the lodger xxxx

ducky wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

I love to sit and dream
Things are never what they seem
I fell asleep in the park
Woke up in the dark
Now I dont know where I've been.(Ducky was there as well):lol:

blimy I seem to go everywhere with out me noticing
did we enjoy are selfs in the park :lol: :lol:

We had a great time my friend :lol:

A young lady who came from Dice,
Unfortunately carried some lice,
It wasnt that long,
She saw it was wrong,
So sent them ahead...in a Trice xxxx

:laugh: :laugh: