Witty Ditty

I thought I saw a ghost last night
It really gave me quite a fright
It was outside my bedroom door
Dressed in clothes very poor
Then I realised it's me
Met myself coming back you see.

Ducky was there as well:lol: :whistle:

I thought that I put it there,
But she did not care,
She said that she was not told,
And I had been too bold,
So shall I push it in,
Or is the space too thin xxxx :whistle: :side:

Dorrie wrote:

I thought I saw a ghost last night
It really gave me quite a fright
It was outside my bedroom door
Dressed in clothes very poor
Then I realised it's me
Met myself coming back you see.

Ducky was there as well:lol: :whistle:

ya I probly looked a site with rollers in my hair a face pack on and me jammys hiding under the bed while you went bravly forth with hair pin to tackle the ghost im surprised you didnt prick yourself with it :laugh: :laugh: :huh: :blink:

Does you Dingle Dangle when its left alone,
Does it swing and wangle when your on the phone,
If you cant control it,
Or keep it under clothes,
Just let your Dingle Dangle,
And never get exposed xxxx :whistle:

A young lady who came from the West
Had muscles and hairs on her chest
She was a brickie you see
There was no ladies toilet to pee
So she went in the gents with the rest:blink: :blush:<br><br>Post edited by: Dorrie, at: 2009/02/21 18:05

Dorrie wrote:

A young lady who came from the West
Had muscles and hairs on her chest
She was a brickie you see
There was no ladies to pee
So she went in the gents with the rest:blink: :blush:

um dont you mean there was no ladies toilet to have a pee in and not no ladies to pee on ..( pees excuse the nit picking ):huh: :blink:

ducky wrote:

Dorrie wrote:

A young lady who came from the West
Had muscles and hairs on her chest
She was a brickie you see
There was no ladies to pee
So she went in the gents with the rest:blink: :blush:

um dont you mean there was no ladies toilet to have a pee in and not no ladies to pee on ..( pees excuse the nit picking ):huh: :blink:

Oh pees!!!!!!:whistle:

Thanking you for peeing me straight my friend:woohoo: :whistle:

Oh dear what shall I do
My cat has got stuck up the flue
I'll go and get Stan
He's a lovely young man
And good with the ladies too:P

A salesman by trade was our Ron,
Some thought him a bit of a con,
But his goods they were smart,
Helped pay for his tart,
Plus custard he would have later on xxxx

Young men have been known just to play,
With their willies for most of the day,
But if they get caught,
To lie they are taught,
But the stiffness always gives them away xxxx :whistle: :whistle:

I wish I had a puppy dog I'd pat it everyday
I'd take it out for lots of walks,never let it stray
I'd give it lots of cuddles,snuggle it in my bed
But I have'nt got a puppydog,I've got you instead:(