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15 years 10 months ago #16950
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There was a fair maiden from Cranbrook,
Who enjoyed relaxing with a book,
Some books were quite porny,
And made her feel horny,
She dresses so men have to look xxxx
Who enjoyed relaxing with a book,
Some books were quite porny,
And made her feel horny,
She dresses so men have to look xxxx
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15 years 10 months ago #16951
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She sat in the car by my side,
Her stockings seeming to glide,
I tried to pull over,
But she was no rover,
So no pleasure was had ....astride xxxx :whistle:
Her stockings seeming to glide,
I tried to pull over,
But she was no rover,
So no pleasure was had ....astride xxxx :whistle:
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15 years 10 months ago #17007
by Dorrie
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There was a young girl from the West
Who knitted a long woolly vest.
It was warm it was cosy
It covered her posy
And stopped men seeing her chest:P
Who knitted a long woolly vest.
It was warm it was cosy
It covered her posy
And stopped men seeing her chest:P
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15 years 10 months ago #17010
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There was a young man from Craig Moor,
Who tended to be such a bore,
One day in the village,
He did plunder and pillage,
No more the Bore from Craig Moor.<br><br>Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2009/02/05 12:26
Who tended to be such a bore,
One day in the village,
He did plunder and pillage,
No more the Bore from Craig Moor.<br><br>Post edited by: tonypark, at: 2009/02/05 12:26
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15 years 10 months ago #17064
by Dorrie
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There was a man called Jeff
Who thought his wife a bit deaf
But she heard him ok
When he flirted today
With Mabel who works at the vet's.:ohmy:
Who thought his wife a bit deaf
But she heard him ok
When he flirted today
With Mabel who works at the vet's.:ohmy:
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15 years 10 months ago #17069
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Once was a man from Looe,
Who didnt know what to do,
Quite by chance,
He learned how to dance,
Now from Looe there are two xxxx
Who didnt know what to do,
Quite by chance,
He learned how to dance,
Now from Looe there are two xxxx
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